peyton pa - tun

1 v. To overachieve in meaningless circumstances while underachieving in matters of importance.

2 adj. To look utterly confused in defeat as if one were asked to divide some huge number by pi

3 n. One who generates vulgar amounts of income and still uses a discount barber.
1. Ted nailed his presentation to his peers but peytoned in front of the investors.

2. The peytoned look on his face revealed his anguish.

3. In the manner of a frugal peyton, he emerged from his Ferrari and casually sauntered into Specialcuts for a ten dollar clip.
by Glad I'm not a Colts fan January 19, 2006
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1.Having sex with a bass headstock while on her bed, while her mom watches.

2.A cordial cock slap to the face while playing bass.
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a lazy guy with no game that tends to be a giant cockblock when all he wants to do is cuddle anyway and lie about the outcome
Man, I was about to take this girl upstairs last night, had John not been such a peyton and ruined it.
by Vicious Vick June 18, 2009
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An athletic, hilarious, popular red head. Doesn't win hearts by being the loudest in the room, but by his low key, cool, smart personality. As loyal as ever! Will always be there, even after a relationship ends. Usually short, but doesn't require height to stand out. If you ever meet a Peyton, don't let him get away!
I met a Peyton! I'm gonna keep him!
by Low key popular March 3, 2016
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A girl/boy who asks for your homework answers 24/7 and never do it by themselves
"Peyton, did you do your homework"
"Yeah I copied it from *insert name*"
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peyton is a handsome young man who is quiet, funny, athletic and once you get to know a peyton you will never want to stop talking to them you’ll want to talk to him bc he makes you feel good he’s just a nice and caring person puts everyone before him and cares about everyone but it takes time to get to know him because he’s shy and is scared of commitment when he says he’s scared of nothing and he’s very easy to talk to you can be yourself with peyton he’s unique and different but a good different and wants the best for everyone
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