Paul

A fun loving Alien hiding in a crashed car. In West America.

Graeme Willy: You are an alien!
Paul: To you I am, yes.
Graeme Willy: Are you gonna probe us?
Paul: "Why" does everyone always assume that? What am I doing? Am I harvesting farts? How much can I learn from an ass?

by x-Pugs-x November 27, 2011

Paul

Paul is the guy im lowkey simping for even tho i have been friendzoned twice by him. he is the best person i have ever met and he makes me laugh so much. i love him so much even tho he never says it back. Paul if your reading this i like you.

Paul i like you

by dumb.bitchhhhh October 12, 2020

Paul

That Kid from High school that randomly ask other school mates “are you a faggot?” down the hallways or in class. He then turned out to be gay himself and ended up coming out after High School.

B: Dude, is that Paul?

J: Yeah dude, he is out you know. I found him on craigslist spreading his ass and posting nudes at the M4M section.

M: isn’t that the little fucker who was asking randos in the hallways at school if they gay?

J: Yup, he moaned and squealed for more when I topped him last week. Total twink who loves dom tops. Guess his my no.4 now.

by Chostkun April 19, 2021

Paul

Paul is an annoying fuck. One who is a ‘Paul’ slams tables when angry, whisper yells, and is always wrong.

OMG, Phil! Stop being such a Paul !
I’m so mad I’m gonna pull a Paul .

by Paulhater March 12, 2020

paul

Savage

You are really paul

by lill rabbit February 4, 2016

The Paul

Noun describing the act of exposing one's genitalia to complete strangers in an effort to generate sympathy for it's freakishly small size.

He pulled The Paul on that group of nuns and after recovering from their laughter, they said a group prayer for him.

by er_slayer August 12, 2011

Pauling

To Paul; The act of making plans then flake out for no reason.

We were suppose to meet at Wackadoos but after 15 minutes I knew he was Pauling me.

by Karate Chop March 26, 2015