A person who dosn't care about other peoples feelings and is a rish, snoby bitch who thinks she's cool because she had sex with a stranger way to good for her. She had to pay him.
Paris Hilton: Hey, do you want to have it with me?
Guy: No
Paris Hilton: You must have misunderstood me, do you want to have you-know-what with me?
Guy: I can hear you, I just dont want to do it with a...ummm...sorry, what species you?
Guy: No
Paris Hilton: You must have misunderstood me, do you want to have you-know-what with me?
Guy: I can hear you, I just dont want to do it with a...ummm...sorry, what species you?
by Spaz Cat 11 February 27, 2009
Paris Hilton= Jail Bait
Prisiner #1- Check out the 'bait over there!
Prisiner #2- I didn't know girl prisiners were allowed to have no pant's on!
Prisiner #1- Who cares.. It just makes easy access..
Prisiner #2- Oh wait.. Its just paris hilton.. No matter what she wears.. Its always easy access
Prisiner #2- I didn't know girl prisiners were allowed to have no pant's on!
Prisiner #1- Who cares.. It just makes easy access..
Prisiner #2- Oh wait.. Its just paris hilton.. No matter what she wears.. Its always easy access
by Andrea Tardelie June 13, 2007
A whore that needs to give me some of her freaking money and stop carrying around that stupid ugly ass dog of hers.
by Lauren Mc February 16, 2009
Paris Hilton is a stupid spoiled bitch who thinks she's sexy as she has loads of money. She is stupid for a number of reasons one for her dog making a book WTF. She is a typical blonde that is not hot.
Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton............Stupid Whore
by Laslo August 18, 2006
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is not my fried."
CUT! Take two!
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is not my fiend."
CUT! Take three!
Paris Hilton: "Nicholas is not my friend."
CUT! Take four!
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is my friend."
CUT! Take five!
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is my not friend."
CUT! Dub it. Can I have sex with you?
Paris Hilton: "Totally!"
CUT! Take two!
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is not my fiend."
CUT! Take three!
Paris Hilton: "Nicholas is not my friend."
CUT! Take four!
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is my friend."
CUT! Take five!
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is my not friend."
CUT! Dub it. Can I have sex with you?
Paris Hilton: "Totally!"
by Xriva March 3, 2006
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shes the one who caused the credit crunch... yeah the crunch on her bird bones...urghh minger you cannot look on google without her sucking some guy off- hey lets go push her in a landfill...do us all a favour.
guy 1: hey i really like that paris bird...
guy 2: litterally bird?
guy 1: like you know paris hilton?
guy 2: shes a human?! i thought she was a emu....
guy 2: litterally bird?
guy 1: like you know paris hilton?
guy 2: shes a human?! i thought she was a emu....
by Lamp-Post-Hugger March 19, 2009