Pappa Maffu

Pappa Maffu is the god of all, he has a music taste that is superior. And his hair feels like sex. He shows no mercy to anyone who starts on his chums. He treats all friends like family. He has an obsession with the heavy metal band Iron Maiden and drinks Guava Flavoured Rockstars like it was water. He can make a meme about every life situation. I'm pretty sure shipley hates his guts but, ah well, it's big dick shipley fam. He has like 9 best mates and a scene asf gf.. avoid everyone of them motherfuckers. All around, he is a pretty sound and rowdy metalhead.

'Pappa Maffu's is goals'
'Fuck off Pappa Maffu'

'Ly Pappa Maffu'

by Pappa Maffu March 2, 2016

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Pappa Tubbs

A person who is the father of a fat kid

Person 1: "Look at John over there, he has such a fat baby."
Person 2: "Yeah, he is a Pappa Tubbs."

by Scarface1211 March 1, 2011

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Pappa P

Pappa P is the the type of guy who would give you a high five while he signs your chick's fucking tit. Normaly white skined. He's angry a box and he swears like a sailor. He's big, he's strong and he's probably your dad. If he could fuck your bitch she would be fucking bounces off the road on her way back.

Wait is that Pappa P, oh fuck it is run

by Dexter2942 November 22, 2021

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ur momma a pappa

even worse than ur granny tranny or ur pappy trappy, you use it when you wanna destroy your opponent

V: hey dude, ur mom gay
L: haha, ur pappy trappy
V: oh, you don't want what is next
L: what?!
V: ur momma a pappa
L: *instantly dies, creates an alternate universe and earth explote*

by the one who exists March 19, 2018

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