Global panini is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the food dish "panini," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.
Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panera bread, and global pandemilovato
Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panera bread, and global pandemilovato
by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 30, 2021
An exclamatory remark uttered after a male friend has performed some action to show he is completely whipped by his girlfriend. The implication being that he would be willing to purchase a panini press for his apartment/dorm room/house/living quarters if she asked him to.
John: "I can't watch the game tonight, Sally and I are going to see Phantom of the Opera."
Friends (together): "Panini Press!"
Friends (together): "Panini Press!"
by Mobius67 November 16, 2009
I had to drop a deuce in the worst way but couldn't as someone had turned my shitter into a porcelain panini.
by Stank22 November 14, 2015
Christina Panini is overall an idiot, and generally a metaphorical crackhead, if you know a Christina Panini then you should value her deeply despite her stupidity within her actions, she’s a bomb ass bish and will love you very much but may not always show it and is ALWAYS more clumsy than clumsy, a true celebrator of national crackhead day and a pancake lover, commonly with her idiot friends who she is a complete weirdo around
Random dude: who is that?!
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini
Original random dude: should’ve known
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini
Original random dude: should’ve known
by Meeeeegan November 3, 2019
Christina Panini is a true idiot, if you know a Christina Panini then you will know that she is a crackhead and you should value her deeply.
She is a pancake lover and generally quite stupid but nonetheless isn’t too bad of a person, she might be annoying and weird sometimes but who cares? She’s a bomb ass bitch. She can make you laugh and celebrates national crackhead day (November 3)
She is a pancake lover and generally quite stupid but nonetheless isn’t too bad of a person, she might be annoying and weird sometimes but who cares? She’s a bomb ass bitch. She can make you laugh and celebrates national crackhead day (November 3)
Random dude: who is that?!
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini
Original random dude: should’ve known
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini
Original random dude: should’ve known
by Meeeeegan November 3, 2019
by BlackToAfrica January 7, 2014
by the beaver stopper September 27, 2021