Phrase: The act of placing one's fist into the vaginal cavity of said women while she is squatting. Then elevating woman off of her feet to put her on display for other enjoyment.
Guy 1: Dude did you see Arnold and that bitch in a one hand clam stand last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, It made for a good show with all the noise.
Guy 2: Yeah, It made for a good show with all the noise.
by Coochie Carnage May 17, 2013
Rigorous masturbation.
Soulja boy performed an epic one-handed guitar solo at the public library and ruined the computer's keyboard.
by ScubaSteve4921 July 10, 2008
Joe was feeling pretty down about the ladies rejecting him all the time so he gave himself a one handed high five.
by RageQTR December 1, 2009
A modest streaker using one free hand to cradle his testicles, propably from fear of having then squished or busted by his legs. This word was probably coined by Daniel Tosh.
by Anonomous11001 May 16, 2011
by NetworkDr April 11, 2016
the act of running and jumping around while peeing, keeping one hand on your dick to ensure you dont get pee on yourself. usually the result of you pee spot being exposed, forcing you to run away
i thought that ally was a suitable place to drop trow and pee, but some cops came around the corner, and in an attempt at taking evasive action, i found myself doing the one handed dick dance all the way into the bushes
by DJ BJ REPPIN SF March 15, 2012
Slang for masturbating
by Rodaddy October 15, 2016