Basically shitternet, upwards of 200 ping and a max of 8 Mb/s. The slowest internet in the group
Tiko: WTF why is my ping so high

Louie: Cuz you have Louie WiFi lmao
by TacticalGubbins November 3, 2019
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Someone who pretends to be bad-ass on the internet but is actually a bitch in real life
This is something a Wifi Gangster would do:
On the internet* 1v1 me Irl
The next day* Runs away and continues to bm
by Floorfan May 5, 2015
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When your wifi is so bad even a nigger wouldn't try to leech off of it.
"Telus has such nigger wifi"
by User69420xxx November 19, 2021
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A thing at school that blocks literally almost every website in the world including Urban Dictionary, DuckDuckGo, and some other stuff you probably shouldn't be on in school; but who cares, not me. I wrote this whole thing in 1st period.

It also makes class really boring if you wanna play games but they're blocked.
Omfg, the school wifi blocked Urban Dictionary and 123Movies!!!!!!!!111!1!!! TRIGGERED!!!!!!11!!!
by 0h? May 15, 2017
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someones internet connection is lagging so hard you would think they are from the jungle.

(also used as a funny insult)
pro: my guy has some crap wifi jungle wifi
jingle
jogl

jungle
by vcxiumtms February 20, 2022
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Some kid that you keep with you only for their hotspot free wifi
I need wifi, where is my wifi bitch?
by wifi-bitch April 4, 2016
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