Muggles

A muggle is a desperate creature. It lacks the sexeual tools required to play on the same field as the rest of the creatures. A muggle is inadequate to the level where is has to pray on asexual slugs during their slumber.

Steven fears going outside due to the fear of rape by Muggles.
Frankie is a muggle and pees out out his due to no penis.
Micheal is a muggle and routinely masturbates oraly with tree bark for sexual pleasure.

by Memegod3032 March 8, 2018

muggle

A term used for a person who rudely leaves in a group chat after being added.

Tyler: Wow, Jess left the group chat after calling us stupid.
John: what a muggle.

by mina is clummsy March 12, 2016

muggle

The word is used multiple times in the Harry Potter series.

Those who do not contain any magical blood.

Two wizards trying to open a door:

A: "I can't open that door!"
B: "Are you a muggle or what? Use your wand!"

by MuggleLuver April 29, 2009

muggled

Deriving from the term "muggle" from Harry Potter, if something is muggled than it simply means that it's fucked up and/or weird.

Dude, that girl is hot, but her face is muggled

by plambo August 14, 2009

muggle

a yuppie, square or typical uptight normal person.

Starbucks is a great place to go coffee - if you're a MUGGLE - or - this neighborhood was great until all the MUGGLES moved in and drove the rents up.

by J Cobbett March 28, 2007

muggle

Muggle: (noun) A person who is neither a doctor nor a medical student.

Used in a sentence: "Dude, muggles just don't get it."

by fallible pope October 18, 2011

muggle

When a little girl, mixes up the word mugged with muggled.

mom: where's my cell?
girl: um.. i got.. muggled!
mom: *calls the cops*
cops: so little girl, what really happend?
girl: well, i got, u know.. muggled!
....SCENE....
LAWLZ

by mickey_30 December 4, 2006