by ShampooDrinker September 13, 2021
"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."
by morningwood faerie February 6, 2003
It’s exactly what you think it is. Anonomous gay encounters in the morning. Get On -- Get Off -- Get Out.
by miriaminblue August 14, 2011
(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.
Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper
by AnthOhKnee July 12, 2011
When a female wakes up with an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris, often after having an erotic dream; female equivalent of a male having morning wood.
by southern_starshine October 9, 2011
Waking up with morning wood, from dreaming about Tiger Woods multiple affairs with nasty bitches. (no homo)
"Yo' homie I ain't gay or nothin but all this media hype around Tiger fuckin all these nasty skanks has me waking up with Tiger Morning Wood."
by barneygrumble December 16, 2009