A mild tempered, Pharaoh fearing jovial young man. Monty's are usually described as non-TP using button mashers, who enjoy the company of friends that wish to engage in physical relations with their siblings and or mothers.
Monty's mostly live in sand dunes, and can't tell time without sundials.
Often called Mo, Mizzle, or Tizzle. However the name spawns from the root word "Mon." As used in Jamaican descent......"Yo Mon, you got a hairy ass!"
Monty's mostly live in sand dunes, and can't tell time without sundials.
Often called Mo, Mizzle, or Tizzle. However the name spawns from the root word "Mon." As used in Jamaican descent......"Yo Mon, you got a hairy ass!"
Friend:"Hey Monty what time is it?"
Monty:"I dunno man, look at the damn Papyrus!"
Guy 1: "Wow! Check that girl out, I'd like to get some of that"
Guy2: "Yea wouldn't everyone, her brother's a real Monty."
Monty:"I dunno man, look at the damn Papyrus!"
Guy 1: "Wow! Check that girl out, I'd like to get some of that"
Guy2: "Yea wouldn't everyone, her brother's a real Monty."
by MakotoKilla February 26, 2010
(noun) Female computing teacher who rubs her legs rapidly (a la Vic Reeves on Shooting Stars) whilst teaching her class.
by whitmore January 18, 2005
The guy who is so completely kicking your ass that you can only post anonymous electrons in cyberspace.
I would love to talk some shit in public, but Monti will find out and dismantle me in broad daylight. Did you hear something? Oh fuck!
by Norsecock May 25, 2007
The mythical boy who sat on a bench alongside the two other legendary mcs. He took the mic from mc beardy and dropped his famous bars about a gaffin and not knowing what to do.
"Yes i was sitting in the gaff and i had no fucking clue, yes i had to do, something to do."
Damn, what else was MC monty doing?
"I was sitting with welshy and MC beardy, motherfuckin' wicked MC"
Damn, what else was MC monty doing?
"I was sitting with welshy and MC beardy, motherfuckin' wicked MC"
by 1tonystark1 July 16, 2020
A wonderful world full of lumberjacks, dead parrots, Australians named Bruce, men with silly walks, men who say "nudge nudge", knights who say "ni" and a very naughty boy named Brian.
It is the happiest place on earth where vikings eat spam and where no one expects the Spanish Inquisition
It is the happiest place on earth where vikings eat spam and where no one expects the Spanish Inquisition
by Jack Cheese September 14, 2016
The act of pre-gaming before an event so hard that when you finally make it past the front gate you pass out and have to go straight home.
Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.
Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.
"Careful Tom, don't do a Monty on us"
"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"
Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"
"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"
Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"
by Hicksy Victor March 15, 2011