Whereby someone takes the blame for the fart of another person in order to prevent that person's emotional distress.
For example, Scott is very distressed during exam week and has an upset stomach. Scott farts silently in the conference room, but Josh, in recognition of Scott's distress, takes the blame for said fart in order to prevent Scott from having a psychological breakdown. Josh is a farter martyr.
by b;ahabalakjka March 23, 2016
"God you're such a victim of the martyrs you might as well go nail yourself to a cross and then bitch about how the nails are rusty and you're doing it for someone else!"
by cadbloom June 20, 2006
When someone is talking about how difficult a situation/ task was, but because it was them they managed to do it well.
For had it not been them it wouldn't have been able to be done.
For had it not been them it wouldn't have been able to be done.
Martyr Bragging dick: "The workload Mr Boss gave me was completely unreasonable. There was far too much for someone to do in that time. I mean, if he hadn't given it to me and like Margaret instead, it never would have been completed on time"
Self respecting normal human being: "You need to shut up you martyr bragging fuckface, you're not special"
Self respecting normal human being: "You need to shut up you martyr bragging fuckface, you're not special"
by ThisIsChristoph August 18, 2016
Upon hearing of Mohammad surviving his suicide attack, my imam declared, "It's just another case of attempted martyr."
by mouselb September 8, 2014
by Bunzhunh November 29, 2016
A person whose annoying or derision worthy behaviour actually has a net positive effect on the receiver, by providing them with hilarious stories to share with their friends, despite the actual encounter remaining annoying.
This person is actually (usually unwittingly) sacrificing themselves for the stories of others, by offering to take the role of fool.
This person is actually (usually unwittingly) sacrificing themselves for the stories of others, by offering to take the role of fool.
This guy at work used to be the biggest jerk, but now he's transcended jerk and become a yarn martyr, so at least I get these great stories out of having to put up with him
by borisgg October 21, 2013
Teenage rebel rapper, originally from California. Extreme lyricist and full-time human being. Creates music inspired by the soul, mind, heart, and body. Founder of Emeralds & Laces Supply Co.
by thatmellowfellow April 18, 2013