2 definitions by mouselb
Upon hearing of Mohammad surviving his suicide attack, my imam declared, "It's just another case of attempted martyr."
by mouselb September 8, 2014
A not-so-obvious amateur or unqualified person passing them-self off as a professional for personal gain, not necessarily out of malice.
My cab driver was a real perfessional, he/she got lost on the way to the airport. My doctor is so perfessional, he/she performed an abortion the very same day he/she swore the Hippocratic oath!
by mouselb August 30, 2013