Kiwi, noun, a lass who appears attractive to scottish men. based on the kiwi bird originated in New Zealand
A tidy bird
Tim: Mate I got with a kiwi last night
Tom: Yaldy!
by BeckBoy22 March 26, 2010
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a large kiwi-fruit-bird, known to mis-spell words.
a cow sais m00(mis-spelling of "moo"), or you're st00pid(again, with "stupid")
by Manic October 11, 2003
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Kiwi, also known as "kiwi mentality"
A movement of positive energy that is sweet and makes you very cool
Are you with Kiwi?
Yeah, I am really focusing on my kiwi right now.

Kiwi is a great idea and gives true meaning to my life.
by kiwigang4life March 21, 2018
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It is the new word for lol, but its only when its a super duper loling moment in which you say kiwi ... or if u feel like it.
"Can you remember miss renow falling over in the classroom, lol"
"OMG THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY SHE SKATEBOARDED ON THE FOLDER KIWI!!"
":L Everytime i go into the history room i just laugh lol"
by ktxoxoxkt March 1, 2009
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gay, homosexual, ....(used for man only!)
hairy on the outside, sweet and soft on the inside
(like the fruit)
i saw mika on mtv yesterday. he is such a kiwi!!!
by xXPetraXx August 18, 2007
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Kiwi originated from the ancient Mayans. They unanimously voted on a new Kiwi every year and this Kiwi would be there master. When the ancient Mayans became extinct, so did the spirit of the Kiwis. But now, the spirits have been rejuvinated into one all powerful Kiwi........ A PROFETIONAL KIWI
Kiwi is the best!!!!

No one can question the authority of Kiwi

Kiwi's friends include Kumquat and Papaya
by Badge February 22, 2005
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