Kieran sucks because he canceled on my date.
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Massive penis (normally around 8 and 17 inches)
loveable person women's fantasy
Kieran is a massive stud
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Being a downbuzz
unsocial
not talking to the opposite sex
normally done by darker skined people
having a large nose
HAIRY
could be gay
talking bad stuff about people
having fantasies over white chicks
by mittchbittch March 13, 2011
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Kieran is an extremely kind-hearted, attractive, sweet and cool guy. However, his pros do not outweigh his cons. Kieran force-feeds everyone he sees with not only his kind words but with mars bars. He is a massive stalker and never leaves you the hell alone so be sure to block him on every platform so that you can sleep safely at night. However, if you are like me and like being around him all the time, maybe think about pressing that unblock button. He is extremely short so getting chronic neck pains from having to look down at him all day is common. He also never shuts up so installing a mute button on your Kieran is a very good idea. His taste in music is questionable and could definitely do with some improvement. His looks can be shocking sometimes so be prepared to have every molecule of C02 in your body be demolished. He thinks he is cool but in reality, he is just a boring old bitch with no real personality. Kieran, you are one of a kind.
Guy: Brooo, I heard my girls cheating dude who do you reckon it's with
Guy's friend: Probs Kieran he's weird like that dude
by charlie6367 June 5, 2021
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A very short 5’3 male he is very strong for his height he beats tall kids in arm wrestles and he is pretty decent at hockey as he plays Sherwood Park AA kings.
Who is that sexy man is that Kieran Correia?
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The girl Kieran is the most athletic, loyal, kind, caring, creative, and artistic person you will ever meet. She is a great friend to all and loves to play sports. What makes Kieran special is her ability to talk to boys. She is able to talk to them freely without starting to get a crush on them. She has many boy "best friends" yet is somehow able to keep her cool and not start crushing on them. This could be seen as a super power, or it could seem annoying, especially if you are a guy because guys who tend to friend Kieran will soon have a crush on her, and they will obviously want her to like them back. Female Kieran's match mostly with guys who's names start with "N", "E", "C", "H", or "J", and she tends to go for athletic, funny, and understanding guys. Her best friends are often much like her, and are probably the only ones who understand her or have figured her out because Kieran's tend to be very secretive and quiet, yet very social. If you were to become her friend, you will never want to let that friendship go Not only that, but she is probably gonna be the most loyal and generous friend you will ever have. If you know a Kieran and I were you...I would call her up, text her, of somehow get her number an tell her that you appreciate her because tbh...some people just wouldn't survive without having a female Kieran in their life.
Nick," Have you met Kieran (female)?"
Cole," Yeah she's pretty sweet and beautiful. She is probably my best friend."
by SoftballGirl1026 October 29, 2019
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When a male is doing his business with a lady friend, he blindfolds her and sticks two frozen shits up her nostrils
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