Kean University, located in the state of New Jersey, is a public university divided into three campuses.

It’s definition, in simplistic form, is “a joke .”
What’s Kean University?

That’s that joke of a school in New Jersey

What’s Kean University?
A joke.
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Eddie Keane has been very quiet recently since his debut on urban with his two pals “Ste with the gout knees hill” and “Dave who likes to stab people Parky

People have been finding out about how famous Keane is through the good old Tik Tok, he’s been doing many duets with big fat slags thinking he’s gonna stick his Willy into one of their folds for a good old time!

Eddie is the king of “TIK TOK” and sings out of timing throughout his whole performance, he goes on to say that doing Tik Tok “Give him chills they’re electrifying” and “he loosing control” whatever that means. Sounds like grease to me!

Keane has also been telling people that he’s come away from dressing up as a unicorn on a weekend because his family have found and it’s spoilt his street cred!

He still drives his 544 bus route picking up all the old fanny and tell them how boring his life actually is.. he’s been telling everyone about the amount of different names he has which include.

“Daft cunt, dog breath, sweaty bastard, monotone,fat bastard, boring fucker etc the list goes on and on.

Eddie Keane is a true example of a complete and utter fucking idiot.
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Eddie Keane has been very quiet recently since his debut on urban with his two pals “Ste with the gout knees hill” and “Dave who likes to stab people Parky

People have been finding out about how famous Keane is through the good old Tik Tok, he’s been doing many duets with big fat slags thinking he’s gonna stick his Willy into one of their folds for a good old time!

Eddie is the king of “TIK TOK” and sings out of timing throughout his whole performance, he goes on to say that doing Tik Tok “Give him chills they’re electrifying” and “he loosing control” whatever that means. Sounds like grease to me!

Keane has also been telling people that he’s come away from dressing up as a unicorn on a weekend because his family have found and it’s spoilt his street cred!

He still drives his 544 bus route picking up all the old fanny and tell them how boring his life actually is.. he’s been telling everyone about the amount of different names he has which include.

“Daft cunt, dog breath, sweaty bastard, monotone,fat bastard, boring fucker etc the list goes on and on.

Eddie Keane is a true example of a complete and utter fucking idiot.
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The coolest dude in the world. He is very loyal, smart, amazing at video games, and likes cute girls. Sure, he may be an asshole sometimes, but he’s a jokester. He lives in a society and says the n-word.
Yo, that cool dude over there that said the n-word, his name is Keane Mikah
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An Archie Kean is someone who is a player. You WILL know one of these guys. He's been very successful in one thing, and likes to remind you of it. He will also be very academically clever, but doesn't do any work, so is one of those slimy people who get an A* with no work. We all love and hate an Archie Kean.
'Don't you just love and hate that guy. He's such an Archie Kean.'
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Keane is basically the best person to be existing. He does underestimate himself a lot and doesn’t know his worth quite well, but his soon to be girlfriend is gonna get him to know his worth. He is a guy who genuinely cares a lot, very understanding, out of the world, completely unique, respectful, smart, honest, very thoughtful, holy, attractive with a sense of humour, superior dressing sense with a great collection of shoes which if not used on the accelerator, break, clutch; has not fulfilled its purpose, having a 10/10 body and (a beast in bed?) Anyone would enjoy Keane’s company. His girlfriend will give her all to him but also use him for the money, wealth and fame.
Can i have Keane Fernandes?
No, Simone can
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