The most boringest state EVER!!! I should know because I live there! But when it comes to basketball, that's when we kick ass!!! :P We HATE Mizzou with a passion and don't give a rat's ass cuz we have a beast mascot, the jayhawk. The jayhawk is a magical bird who is all over downtown Lawrence. If you are REALLY FROM KANSAS, YOU WOULD KNOW THIS ALREADY AND SHOULDN'T HAVE TO LOOK IT UP!!! :3
Person 1: Are you from Kansas?
Kansan: Hell Yeah! Rock-Chalk-Jayhawk-KU al the way baby!
Person 1:Is it very fun there?
Kansan: Hell NO! Unless it's basket ball season, then you can have some fun!
Person 1:Ok! I'm coming during March Madness!
by krispybacongirl March 23, 2011
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OMG PEOPLE!! the only place where hicks and rednecks are is in haysville..or any unmarked town!!! wichita is not super awesome, but we hae stuff to do!!!! Wichita is also the flight capital of the world, and my dad owns one of the huge companies here so EAT IT!!!..and Topeeka sucks..come to wichita : We get good bands, cus we just built a huge arena and The Disturbed is the opening show so UNCE!! and yeah..kansan girls are hot..youll see..youll see..i would know!
OMG!! concert in kansasland!! and its in the middle of the u.s.!! wow..tthat was easy to drive too!
by doodoodoooo February 23, 2009
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A flat, boring wasteland. I’m sure the people are nice, but it’s basically a state-sized insane asylum
Jack: I had to drive through Kansas in order to get to Colorado
Jim: Damn dude, I’m so sorry. Are you ok?
Jack: Not really, by the time I was 10 miles into Kansas I wanted to commit suicide.
by UnknownDuck025 February 7, 2022
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The most boring state in the nation... There's not much to be proud of here except for maybe the "culture" in KCMO- "the plaza" or "downtown"... That's pretty much it... There's at least 1 Robery every night (probably because of all the black people) in kcmo other than Kansas city out in western Kansas there is absolutely nothing to do there is just wheat farms and no trees at all. It's just windy and that's it. It seems that all the towns in western Kansas are just out of touch from the rest of the world and are just small cow towns that have about 3 comfort inn's and at least 5 gas stations. Also the majority of "those" people (people living in western Kansas) seem to be fat Hicks that sit around on the porch all day and smoke cigarettes. Oh and our football team (the chiefs) suck more than ever
Wow dude Kansas sucks there's nothing to do here
by black mexican white guy December 13, 2011
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to understand, to acknowledge what someone is saying
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by Jad 7610i October 28, 2005
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The State of Corn not wheat.

Endless fields of corn and one young boy named cha.
That word isnt even in your dictionary Corn boy.
by unknown II June 1, 2005
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The most desolate place in earth. A cheating basketball program and the worst fans on earth. Boring and dull. The worst place in the planet.
Wow! Kansas is really horrible.
by Bisonlover December 15, 2018
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