Jose 

Jose is the most amazing person in the world! He is the Bestest friend anyone can ask for and he always knows how to cheer you up and make you smile. He can sometimes be irritating but either way you can never ever stay mad at him! He is a amazing one of a kind friend, and he would make a great husband and a amazing father! He has the best arms for a huge hug and the best chest to lay your head on, he has the best hand to hold and the best lips to kiss! He has the best laugh, smile, and also cry! The best taste in music and he definitely has the best humor, so if you by chance meet a Jose don’t ever let him go!

“Damn that’s a Jose!”

Jose by KB33005 April 12, 2021

jose 

1. To Jose (verb): not doing shit all semester in law school and successfully cramming at the last minute to get better grades then everyone who's been working all semester.

2. Being Josed (verb): during the course of the semester (see above) to get called out by your professor for not doing work. Especially in the first week of first year of law school.

1. Person 1: "Hey, you studied for the final yet?
Person 2: "Nah, I'm gonna pull a Jose."

2. Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go drinking tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah, I have to study. I got Josed in class today."

jose by TheBeebs January 6, 2008

jose 

sexy man whore

1: Hey Jose, strip for me
2: OK.

jose by josecarlos258 July 19, 2014

Jose 

The #1 Salad Tosser

Person one: Hey Jose!
Person two: Don't talk to him he tosses salads.

Jose by Anon10101010101 February 12, 2014

jose 

A smooth guy , good looking thr go to guy,

Hey that jose is a smooth cat

jose by Cheito July 15, 2008

jose 

the boy I loved, the boy I lost, and the boy who spoiled it for every other guy I'll ever meet.

he is the standard I hold every guy to.

"he's no jose."

jose by b.grace January 12, 2009

Jose 

Jose is a fine ass and he also is into drugs but he most likely will achieve in what he wants in life,he is freaky,jose is a fine ass.

"Damn who's that fine ass over there?"
"Its jose"
"Im tryna holla at him hes hella fucking fine"
"Haha ikr"

Jose by Beryy1937 November 21, 2016