Jake

I be wanting some Jake up in this crib girllll! (; sexy, sweet, & dangerous... everything a girl could want. He likes it rough so give it to him like that to please him ladies.. Men, beware.. Jakes will still yo lady! Badass and gorgeous... Have a nice ass too.

" woah Jake.. "

by TommyTomKimmyKom November 21, 2013

Jake

Jake's have an abnormally large penis of at least ten inches. They are able to erect easily and are known as the "sex god". You would be lucky to know a jake.

"He was such a jake in bed last night"

by Stevetheman123098 December 14, 2013

Jake

He is amazing and strong and he will fuck u up bad like shitting bad 😂😂😂 Watch our for a Jake cuz he will beat the shit out of u 😂😂

Watch out that’s Jake HIDE!!!!!

by bestpersoneverxx December 15, 2018

Jake

(N.) The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He's caring, sweet, compassionate, stunning, trustworthy, breathtaking, and the only guy that can completely sweep a girl off her feet. The one boy on the planet that knows how to treat a girl right and keep her smiling twenty four hours a day, three hundred sixty-five days a year. He's perfect from head to toe and there's no combination of words that could actually express how incredible he is. I love you baby<3

My boyfriend's name is Jake and he is the love of my life. There's no one that could ever replace him or love me the way he does.

by chanel saiid November 15, 2009

Jake

Jake is the cutest boy you'll ever meet, or look at, he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever, he's the best friend you'll never meet, he is loveable and caring, if somethings wrong he'll try to make everything better
I love you Jake <3

That boy is so cute. . .

Well he should be, he's a Jake.

by Breathe Carolina April 27, 2009

jakeness

T3h Jake, Jakester, JakeMeister, Your God and Messiah to name a few of his other names. This is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. You are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sluts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful... the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!

Jakeness: omgz ur so l337
Ron: i wurship u jakeness

by Cass February 13, 2005

Jake

A guy who is always so you have to remind him not to be late. He also plays Minecraft

Austin: “Jake don’t be late.”
Jake: “Shut up.”

by Pog69 September 19, 2020