a place with so much drama you cant even imagine
if you're not used to being made fun of you will get rippped apart if you ever try living there or going to a school
if someone says a rumor about you almost everyone willl believe it and it will spred extremely quickly
none of the kids there have lives all they do is fight and do drugs
you can't trust anyone and no one has friends because everyone is a backstabbing slutt
kid 1- hey have u heard of jacksonville beach beach?
kid 2- oh, yeah that town with all the backstabbing bitchess and kids who are mean for no reason?
kid 1- yes exactly
kid 2- if i ever went there i would commit suicide
by hufjd July 24, 2008
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More than five guys using the same pussy to jack into, once the girl is all filled up she yells jackpot and queefs all the cum out on everyone.
Shatonday was travelling to Jacksonville on JetBlue airlines when five men propositioned her and cumming in her vag. This then brought about the creation of the Jacksonville jackpot. By the time they were in Jacksonville the plane was covered in cum.
by Vainy Shaft January 3, 2017
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From killer smog caused by factory pollutants to the gangs on moncrief road, Jacksonville is the place for your family and kids to come, downtown Jacksonville looks like a cut city off the walking dead with homeless people mindlessly roaming the streets and every corner, food hospitality is great just make sure you bring your bulletproof vest down to the local McDonalds and the low life scum of down town is phenomenal, as we get closer to the edges of Jacksonville you have Jacksonville beach, Red Tide, that dead fish smell and your local prostitute can all be found here don’t stay under the unfinished boardwalk for too long you might be ambushed by gangs and homeless people. North side is Rednecks and EastSide is the suburbs and WestSide is Gangs and Southside is upper class, don’t even get me started on the Terrible roads and unfinished construction that have been here for the past 30 years. The roads are all torn up and cracks and pot holes, and while your here get robbed and murdered at the half closed Regency mall, and the only solace is the St.Johns Towncenter and The Avenues Mall.
Person 1: Wyd today in Jacksonville Florida?

Person 2: Going to the Towncenter or Avenues Mall you?

Person 1: Yes me too that’s the only thing to do!
by TheCarGuys December 5, 2019
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by Thatdudefromflorida January 22, 2011
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A private university in , oddly enough, Jacksonville Florida.

In the beginning Jacksonville University was an all womans school dominated by the fine arts and general liberal arts education. As the school slowly grew the board of trustees wanted to cultivate a "Harvard of the South" image.

Today, Jacksonville University is a coed university of around 2000 students offering a general liberal arts education dominated by the Fine Arts department at Harvard prices.

Other than that, the university has no distinguishing features or achievements other than the campus is reasonably pretty and the city of Jacksonville is passable a place as any to spend your time while going to college.

Jacksonville University is referred to by its students as simply JU. It is referred to by the faculty as " The Hardest University In The World to Get Fired From"

It is the college students in and around the Jacksonville area. " went to once" or briefly considered while attending the famous JU Student Center Keg parties, before they sobered up of course.

Like most colleges, JU has a bunch of fraternities...rah rah rah. Unlike most universities JU has no sports programs to speak of and almost no community support for the programs that do exist. JU had a brief fling at national exposure in men's basketball in the early 70's. Like all things JU, the team lost to UCLA in the NCAA tournament final and rapidly faded to obscurity as the citizens of the fair city of Jacksonville droped JU like a bad habit.

Other than that...nothing.

JU could have been a great school except that the short sighted Board of Trustees have a good comfortable thing going as do the faculty. Just as a sports or academic program seems to be taking off, the Board pulls the rug out and puts the money back in the fine arts department.

As they say, JU put the "ME" in mediocrity.

Go Dolphins.
Where did I graduate from college? Jacksonville University? No, no..I went there once.
by gfeet June 23, 2009
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A place where you can't buy alcohol at all but every gas station sells pre-blown meth pipes and pot bongs right over the counter.
"Jacksonville Arkansas walmart is always filled with at least 20 to 40 tweakers at all times after hours"
by rhymenocerous420 March 1, 2009
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The absolute worst football team in the NFL. The Jacksonville Jaguars are known for being choke artists and their games are often watched just as forms of comical entertainment.
I thought my high school football team was bad, then I watched a Jacksonville Jaguars football game. Wow they are are terrible!
by Thedudedabides October 13, 2015
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