snake delivery

engaging in a cowgirl position and another male comes into the action while standing over the man on the floor and the guy standing has his testicles in the other male's face while the female begins to choke on it. (possible testicle sweat from guy standing)

Hey man, why did you give me a snake delivery?

by Bob Tom III June 7, 2016

express delivery

An intentional and malicious act taking place in a public restroom. The offender enters a restroom to take a shit in a stall next to an occupied stall or stalls containing an unknown victim or victims. The offender defecates quickly and wipes, but refrains from flushing the fresh feces down the toilet. The foul odor from the shit fills the stall and adjacent stalls, and eventually the entire restroom. The offender must quickly exit the restroom without being seen before the victims, who are still in the act of having a bowel movement, have the opportunity to escape the fumes.

There was a dude in my favorite stall on the first floor so I decided to take an express delivery to show that bitch who's boss.

by JWheels7 January 16, 2011

Boof Delivery

A moment characterised by an absolute high-IQ move of brilliance or luck.

"Holy shit, did you see that shot I just did!?"
"Fuck, that's an absolute boof delivery if I've ever seen one."

by PhoebeB October 2, 2021

have a delivery

Go to the bathroom for a b.m.

I have a delivery every morning before I take my shower; I had two deliveries today.

by Cockaseega July 10, 2009

Mailman's delivery

Two people in a sexual act where one takes a shit and shoves it up the others asshole.

Cody gave me the mailman's delivery last night. Oh boy it made me gasmmmhh...

by Urdadsgaywastaken November 1, 2023

The Delivery Position

2/3rds into an all nighter, while watching Netflix. you sit at your desk in a position that looks as if your are giving birth.

once i ran out of redbull, i sat in The Delivery Position

by rydex5 October 27, 2014

fecal delivery

It's a nice way of saying in court "she shit the bed", because you can't say that in court.

"She was sitting on one side of the couch. I was sitting on the other. That's when she was trying to explain a few things

about Coachella and then the fecal delivery and saying that it was the dogs. And, I'm sorry, I could not agree with her. I lived with those dogs. I picked up their fun. It was not the dogs“. Johnny Depp court appearance 2022.

by Eurloch April 27, 2022