Awkward Hunch

In an awkward situation, this is a position one makes by putting his/her head down while the mouth is closed and the lips are crunched together firmly. This position is quick and easy and works well in any situation whether it be just a little awkward or really awkward.
Example #1 - (Ryan and Stephanie run into each other in the grocery store line)
Ryan - "Hey how have you been?"
Stephanie - "Great! you?"
Ryan - "Oh good we should hang out sometime."
Stephanie - "Yeah I know it's been a while i'll call you sometime"
Ryan - "Sounds good!"
(5 seconds of silence)
Ryan - *Awkward Hunch*

Example #2 - (Ryan has dinner with his friend James, James's parents, and James's girlfriend Stephanie)

James - "So I found out Ryan slept with Stephanie, isn't that good to know everyone?!?
Parents - *Shocked faces*
Stephanie - *Argues back*
Ryan - *Awkward Hunch*
by AlexG0773 December 21, 2008
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Rain Hunch

Where someone doesn't have an umbrella or hood they think they can protect themselves by hunching their back/shoulders. Totally useless unless you only want a dry neck!
Bob: Look at that guy, whats he doing?

Keith: Thats the Rain Hunch but its does nothing to keep you dry!

Bob: What a knob!

Keit: LOL
by Sbean Shop August 17, 2010
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alabama hunch

Similar Simulating sex but naked. Rubbing your dick on her butt. Specifically on her butt crack.
She was on her period so we could only Alabama hunch.
by Unkle Jemima November 28, 2022
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dump hunch

Position assumed by canines whilst taking a dump.
Check it out: your dog has some serious dump hunch goin' on in the neighbors' yard.
by k00k00 June 13, 2008
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Young Hunch

Marylanders slang for someone you look down upon.
Marylander 1: Hey young hunch

Marylander 2: That’s not very nice young chap
by Efferus cat December 03, 2020
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hunch joint

n. similar to the groin/pubic region.
"When she stepped over beer to get in the back seat, she pulled her hunch joint."
by Redhead94 December 03, 2013
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hunch job

When you fuck a girl with a hunch back between her hunch and shoulder blade
I got a hunch job from Quazi Motoette last night, i skeeted all over that girls FUPA.
by CollyParkPlaya January 03, 2008
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