A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and spatters cum and blood everywhere.
by Blackflys October 14, 2017
"Hi I'm Big Ed and we did the Humpty Dumpty sex move, basically what I do is hump and then dump." - sixteenleo
by sheeeeeeesh_ May 4, 2021
Super-chub females with massive fat rolls hanging off their stomach (stomach aprons). This word only applies to these super obese with lots of heaviness around the mid-section, similar to the ones on "The Biggest Loser". Females with massive asses or legs would not be called this term.
That blond lady with huge fat rolls around her waist on The Biggest Loser is an ok looking humpty bumps.
by mocha12346 April 25, 2010
by ebuygum April 21, 2009
by HTF yadada September 24, 2009
A non-committal, yet derogatory name for any particular ethnic group or person of that group who happens to be standing within earshot.
by Deborah Robins June 23, 2006
(n)- a person who sits on the fence on every situation and remains friends with everyone and does not get sucked into the petty beef people try to start.
muh dood: " hey jobin, who you siding with in this fight?"
onig+hew dog: "nah man. im humpty dumptyin on this one."
onig+hew dog: "nah man. im humpty dumptyin on this one."
by onig hew October 25, 2010