noun: a witch from the Harry Potter series and possibly the smartest character ever known to the HP universe. Has a thing for elves. Not athletic. Also technically a cougar cuz she married a guy who's a year younger.
verb: to ace an ungodly difficult test.
verb: to ace an ungodly difficult test.
Friend: yo if I fuck up this calc midterm I'll fail the class.
Me: I'll help you but there's guarantee you'll pull a Hermione Granger on this shit
Me: I'll help you but there's guarantee you'll pull a Hermione Granger on this shit
by BladeOwnsEdward August 19, 2010
The bushy-haired, buck-teethed, know-it-all friend of Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley in the "Harry Potter" series. She and Draco Malfoy belong together. They secretly lust after each other, but pretend to hate each other. This is what makes them the ideal love-hate relationship.
by I love Draco Malfoy October 28, 2006
by HP FAN214567910 July 31, 2011
the know-it-all bookworm bitch of the harry potter series. she thinks she knows shit.
you don't know shit until you've been screwing draco malfoy, drag racing and smoking pot.
you don't know shit until you've been screwing draco malfoy, drag racing and smoking pot.
by Simple Plan Hater June 21, 2005
Hermione Jean Granger is a main character in the Harry Potter saga. She is a Muggle-Born witch, which means her parents don’t have any magical abilities. She is super smart and very studious. She takes school seriously. Hermione can be sassy and annoying sometimes, but she’s a caring friend and talented witch. She’s called « the brightest witch of her age ». Harry Potter is her best friend and Ron Weasley is her boyfriend/lover/husband. She is portrayed by Emma Watson in the movies inspired by J.K. Rowling’s books.
Hermione Granger is brilliant!
by HarryPotterBuffy February 27, 2022
A sub-sect of the Potter Verse created by those who have a yen for one Hermione Granger. Or anyone else who has a pulse and has seen a magazine in the last 5 years. Usually those who day dream to excess about "Hermione Granger bra-less on a warm summers day". A nerdy lot to be sure, but more die hard loyal fans, there are not, anywhere else to be found. Those proud few who would in fact eat their way through a boxcar filled with ex-lax and hold their farts indefinitely for a chance to bask in her reverent glow.
"I'm thirsty, what you got?" D-Bag One says.
"I've GOT GRANGER!" replies D-Bag Two.
Death of a Virgin Nerd: "If only I had GOT GRANGER on myself in time"!!!
"I've GOT GRANGER!" replies D-Bag Two.
Death of a Virgin Nerd: "If only I had GOT GRANGER on myself in time"!!!
by SpicyJew79 July 18, 2011
the hottest woman in the harry potter series. nobody can compare. she is quite literally the sexist witch alive.
“hermione jean granger could run me over with a tractor and i would apologize for being in the way and let her spit in my mouth”
by im in love with emma watson March 3, 2021