a chinese-made RPG anime game that cause you brain-cancer, x treme trauma and mental disorders plus headaches
by normaldude_fromSanFrancisco October 10, 2022
"yeah I spent some money on Genshin Impact, how much? $1723946, i didnt want to spend much on the Hutao banner
by derrick fan October 24, 2022
Genshin Impact is a free-to-play, pay-to-win Zelda BOTW clone. Aka Generic JRPG #8272. Made in China. I didn't get sponsored, so I can say that everyone fucking hates it. Including me. Even though I play it every day and simp for a character in it.
Alternatively, the game is called the following:
No Father Figure Simulator
Twitter: When the Anime is Game
Touch Some Fucking Grass - Anime Edition
Failed Attempt to Post Hentai In China
botw clone
And of course,
Down Bad Simulator
This game has been making the rounds since the start of the pandemic, as miHoYo, or Hoyoverse, or whatever the fuck they're called right now, clearly saw it as a way to cash in to the down bad.
This game is a black hole for your money, your sanity and your grass-touching time. And there are mechanics designed to stop you from NOT playing.
Also, I have to say that the community is an absolute piece of fucking shitty garbage. Too many examples.
Are they slightly better than the Dream community?
I hope. At least there's no yaoi fanart of some real people around these parts, all we get is some loli shit. Is it better? Your call.
Simply put, don't play the game. Installing it will result in complete loss of Gigachad privileges. And if you do decide to play it, stay the FUCK away from the community.
Also, fun fact: Simping eventually leads to being down bad, and you know what that leads to?
Fapping. Of course.
Alternatively, the game is called the following:
No Father Figure Simulator
Twitter: When the Anime is Game
Touch Some Fucking Grass - Anime Edition
Failed Attempt to Post Hentai In China
botw clone
And of course,
Down Bad Simulator
This game has been making the rounds since the start of the pandemic, as miHoYo, or Hoyoverse, or whatever the fuck they're called right now, clearly saw it as a way to cash in to the down bad.
This game is a black hole for your money, your sanity and your grass-touching time. And there are mechanics designed to stop you from NOT playing.
Also, I have to say that the community is an absolute piece of fucking shitty garbage. Too many examples.
Are they slightly better than the Dream community?
I hope. At least there's no yaoi fanart of some real people around these parts, all we get is some loli shit. Is it better? Your call.
Simply put, don't play the game. Installing it will result in complete loss of Gigachad privileges. And if you do decide to play it, stay the FUCK away from the community.
Also, fun fact: Simping eventually leads to being down bad, and you know what that leads to?
Fapping. Of course.
'Bro, you play Genshin? Sorry, I meant No Father Figure Simulator. CRINGE.'
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"what the fuck dad im trying to fap to ayaka"
'YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'D RATHER HAVE YOU MASTURBATE TO SOME NORMAL HENTAI WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO SOME GENSHIN GARBAGE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE AND GO GET A FUCKING JOB'
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''Ew, you installed Genshin Impact! You're banned from the Gigachads permanently.''
"look im not one of those toxic review bombers ok"
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'Son, what the fuck is this? You bought 95937722749 of these... Genesis Crystals?'
"It's for my Genshin wife, Ayaka."
'...I should've told your mom to get an abortion. Wait, actually, it's not too late for one.'
-father takes out an ICA19 Silverballer and goes pew pew-
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"what the fuck dad im trying to fap to ayaka"
'YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'D RATHER HAVE YOU MASTURBATE TO SOME NORMAL HENTAI WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO SOME GENSHIN GARBAGE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE AND GO GET A FUCKING JOB'
==
''Ew, you installed Genshin Impact! You're banned from the Gigachads permanently.''
"look im not one of those toxic review bombers ok"
==
'Son, what the fuck is this? You bought 95937722749 of these... Genesis Crystals?'
"It's for my Genshin wife, Ayaka."
'...I should've told your mom to get an abortion. Wait, actually, it's not too late for one.'
-father takes out an ICA19 Silverballer and goes pew pew-
by corruptphoton May 8, 2022
The game where degenerates and people alike go to lose money or waste time. AKA: The no Bitches game
Person 1: Guys im sorry but im gonna grind on genshin impact.
Person 2: Sure go play the no bitches game
Person 3: Man we where having such a great time why must u go play the no bitches game
Person 2: Sure go play the no bitches game
Person 3: Man we where having such a great time why must u go play the no bitches game
by Untitled_titled March 2, 2022
A game in which you try to collect hot babes but instead get cute lolis. Also there are handsome men but you probably wont get them without spending about 100 dollars. Well i mean free to play is viable, some people even say "Free2Play luck" after getting 9 five stars in one ten pull.
by Signori January 13, 2022
A unfun game that teaches middle aged men that they should date a minor or atleast roleplay with a minor.
by Lean isn't funny February 28, 2022
Ben: Hey I just started playing Genshin Impact!
Jim: Oh no, the transformation's startin-
Ben: *turns into neckbeard*
Jim: Oh no, the transformation's startin-
Ben: *turns into neckbeard*