Person:/ A middle-aged British actor, best known for his roles as Bilbo Baggins and John Watson. Freeman is a highly adorable man for his age, and he manages to make everyone who sees him fall in love, regardless of their age, gender, or sexuality. He has a knack for making sassy (some would say rude) jokes and comments, but it makes us love him all the more. Adj:/ an extremely cute and smol person or thing. Verb:/ To master something to the extreme level of becoming a god.
by Carbohydrate_caretaker February 24, 2019
Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.
by Lily Miera March 1, 2008
he jai freeman'd his nuts
by dean is awesome September 25, 2013
by Bois G January 30, 2009
A legendary image containing a picture of Morgan Freeman. It allows a viewer to continue No Nut November after nutting once. When used, it restores the pre-fap accumulated powers of No Nut November to the user. This pass is consumed upon use and cannot be used again until November of the following year.
Matt: Did you fail No Nut November, dude?
Herbert: I came close, man. I nutted but I had Freeman's Pass ready to go. I hope I can make it through the rest of the month.
Herbert: I came close, man. I nutted but I had Freeman's Pass ready to go. I hope I can make it through the rest of the month.
by DeadlyPinecone333 November 5, 2018
"Doing A Freeman" - This involves standing up from your desk, without warning, walking out the door; never to return.
Usually happens in an office environment where stress levels are high.
Usually happens in an office environment where stress levels are high.
Worker 1 - "Have you seen Paul?"
Worker 2 - "No, he was quite stressed yesterday. I wonder if he's Done A Freeman?"
Worker 3 - "Yeah, he just got up and walked out this morning. No-ones seen or heard from him since."
Worker 2 - "No, he was quite stressed yesterday. I wonder if he's Done A Freeman?"
Worker 3 - "Yeah, he just got up and walked out this morning. No-ones seen or heard from him since."
by ChreeesChan September 30, 2013
A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.
http://xkcd.com/462/
http://xkcd.com/462/
While surfing the internet, Randall, a sufferer of Freemanic Paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertisement and found comfort in the thought of Morgan Freeman reading it aloud to him: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my, isn't that something."
by Threegunvash August 15, 2008