A guy that dates other guys mainly for sucking dick. He wears white air forces and has a little dick. He will date both genders but mainly guys, girls don’t turn him on.
by Jjgameshhshsg October 2, 2019
A gay ugly piece of sh** that has absolutely no bit*** and looks like Sid from ice age. He is lanky and ugly. Wears fake designer clothes and has twisted teeth. Has absolutely no iq or money he is proof that dinosaurs once roamed the earth.
by C-137 March 27, 2019
Eduardo is the kind of guy that is very generous but very gay at the same time,of course this just makes him more lovable
by Official_idot March 5, 2020
Horribly disfigured seal. Likes to sit on rocks while holding his green bucket. Will take your rock when you are not looking. Often called 'Mr. steal your rock'. Eduardo's are not musically inclined. They try to overcome their tone deafness but all they do is release shitty music. Lives with his mother, who bathes him and clothes him. She usually dresses him in her tights or leggings, and makes his muffin top more predominant than usual. They usually refuse to let go of their crappy vehicles, often attempting to patch things temporarily before they break again.
WTF is that?! Its just Eduardo's car.
Police officer: Looks like the victims crashed their vehicle while listening to Eduardo's music. I heard its so bad it makes you want to kill yourself.
Police officer: Looks like the victims crashed their vehicle while listening to Eduardo's music. I heard its so bad it makes you want to kill yourself.
by panda August 30, 2017
Sucks dick for free is always lieng and never takes a shower however he is bisexual and slep with is own mother
by BeaSteR447 March 28, 2016
a very gay person who loves when people touch his 2-inch punisher. Eduardo is known to annoy the fuck out of anyone until they just ignore him. Eduardo is so hated that he hangs out with white people. Eduardo is incredibly bad at fortnite that it makes you wonder if he likes men. He loves talking about his white cock that is barely visible with the human eye.
Person 1: omg Eduardo just tried to fuck me with his cock, it looked like a worm
Person 2: SAME!! He said it was because he was threatened
Person 2: SAME!! He said it was because he was threatened
by Leos hot gf May 6, 2019
Total Benny who frequently walks backwards to Chinatown, talks in a rubbish Geordie accent and spills his food all over the table. Also likes Danish blokes.
Boy 1: What's the name of your mate who is a total Benny who frequently walks backwards to Chinatown, talks in a rubbish Geordie accent, spills his food all over the table and also likes Danish blokes.
Boy 2: That's Eduardo. He used to be in the Polish Air Force.
Boy 2: That's Eduardo. He used to be in the Polish Air Force.
by King Carlos April 16, 2007