drummer

From the latin word "drummius" which in its simplest terms means "unemployed."

"Hey Mark, can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Mark: "No dude, you know I'm a drummer."

by grassyknoll September 17, 2003

Drummer

Usually someone useless, adds nothing to society but still tries to make you believe he does. May have a hot sister. The backround guy, he does something but no one is really sure what.

Dude your flunking? Your such a drummer!
Man she completely ignored me.I felt like such a drummer!
Drummer: I wrote a song
Rest of band: Wow this is going right up on the fridge!

by rhythmfromhell November 7, 2010

drummer

someone who hangs around with musicians

man1: look at that amazing band
man2: and the drummer

by mopp March 3, 2009

drummer

Also known in some circumstances as "Matthew", this person is a typical forum prick who cannot spell, talks bubbles in the highest degree and probably deserves to be fed slowly into an industrial wheat thresher.

Forum Participant: "Has anybody seen the new season of Family Guy yet? i hear it's very funny"

drummer: "Don get cocky, or you ban!"

Forum Participant: "I was asking a simple question!"

drummer: "right that it, you ban"

Forum Participant: "You can't do that!"

drummer: "i can lawlz, i drummer, girl think i seksy"

by LOLZORDZ October 17, 2007

Drummer

Someone who hangs out with musicians

The other day our band had a practice. Our drummer was there but he didn't play.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

drummer

Inferior alternative to a drum machine for a band that can't afford a synth.

There are too many examples to mention. Animal from "The Muppet Show" was a drummer. Enough said.

by vince The Fox December 12, 2010

Drummered

When someone you dont find attractive stares at you often, and for lengthy periods of time, the uneasy feeling you get is called, "Drummered"

John: Damn dude, i had to leave the room, Ed was staring at me for a solid 7 minutes, i started feeling real Drummered
Pat: Yea man, hes a real creeper.

by St_patrick-Sledgehammer7569 July 6, 2017