electrostatic discharge 

What you get when you touch something that you shouldn't be exposed to

I experienced a jolt of electrostatic discharge after placing the stick of RAM into the wrong motherboard slot. Now I gotta spend the whole day troubleshooting.

electrostatic discharge by ogdajuiceman August 25, 2011

Honorable Discharge 

When an opportunity to cheat on your girlfriend presents itself, but you decide to just jerk off instead.

"Maddie was out of town, and this chick at the mall was giving me fuck me eyes. I didn't take her home though, I just went to the bathroom for a quick honorable discharge."

Honorable Discharge by The Nigerican January 10, 2015

bad conduct discharge 

Ejaculate that leaks from your mistress's vagina after sex.

My army buddy just stared in disbelief at the bad conduct discharge that was lying on the bed - he had thought sex with the general's wife would cheer him up, but it was sex with her in the first place that led to his court martial.

bad conduct discharge by Puntmuffer October 23, 2018

rhino discharge

A man straps a dildo to his head and repeatedly rams his partners pussy, or if he's a queer his boyfriends ass. He keeps raming until the girl discharges all over his "horn"

My wife received a rhino discharge for a birthday present.

rhino discharge by matt wunshc May 13, 2005

Respectfully Discharge

When asked to be appointed to a position, one should respond with the clever and intelligent phrase "I respectfully discharge"

Brandon: "I nominate Carlos for President"

Carlos: "I respectfully discharge"

Respectfully Discharge by Wishbone__Pi November 17, 2009

Penile Discharge 

pe·nile dis·charge

n. pl. pe·nile· dis·charges

That gross looking secretion that emits from your peice. Usually happens if (A) You have an infection, (B) Your shit's broke, (C) You have some incurable std from the chick you were sleeping with last night.

see Diseased.

Damn dog, My penile discharge is a stange color, I think Imma die.

Penile Discharge by Yono July 22, 2004

dishonorable discharge 

Holding down your girlfriend's head when you come during a blowjob, then farting in her face and breaking up with her. She will be disgusted, that's the best part.

My girl ruined Super Bowl Sunday, so I had no choice but to give her a dishonorable discharge.

dishonorable discharge by brownbagspecial January 27, 2009