P.T.F.D.

A disorder in which a person has difficulty recovering after experiencing or witnessing a firefighter steal your girl.

Steve is now suffering from P.T.F.D. after he came home and found his wife in bed with a firefighter

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A disorder in which a person has difficulty recovering after experiencing or witnessing a firefighter steal your girl.

Steve is now suffering from P.T.F.D. after he came home and found his wife in bed with a firefighter

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F.T.D.G.T.C

“Fuck The Dicks, Get The Chiks.”

F.T.D.G.T.C….. fuck the dicks get the chicks….. (use it in a cheers,)

F.T.D.G.T.C by BriLeeEva February 19, 2022

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F.D.T by Wiseguy007 January 24, 2026

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i’m afraid to tell him i love him because i’m afraid he doesn’t feel the same yet.

when you and him haven’t been together for a very long time but you feel a real connection also known as i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

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i’m afraid to tell him i love him because i’m afraid he doesn’t feel the same yet.

when you and him haven’t been together for a long time but you feel a real connection also known as i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

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i don't know how to tell you this but i like you and i'm sorry because i know you don't feel the same.

I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.A.I.S.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S

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