I went to chow down on the bearded Cyclops between the legs of a homeless cougar last night but couldn’t go through with it after I noticed she had crabs.
by dognuts August 31, 2023
by emmmarrr April 24, 2016
A term to describe blowing your cashed bowl out of a moving car window and ash flies into your eye, rendering you eyeless or 1-eyed.
by Fat Washington September 26, 2018
When your woman is on her period, lick her vagina while she gives you head when you are about to cum spin round spit the period blood in her eye and also blow your load in her eye
by DeAdGrOuSe July 7, 2016
One large, single nippled titty that protrudes from the middle of a woman's breastplate. Females with this condition must get special bras tailored for they're mammoth mammary or opt to not wear one at all.
Dan: So I took this girl out right.
Laur: Nice.
Dan: Yeah, anyways, I took this girl out. We went to the bar had drinks the whole shebang. Get her back to my place right we start making out.
Laur: Mhmm
Dan: I pinch the bra off start playing with what I thought was her right tit, and it was nice, it was nice, ya know real smooth and firm, I'm saying nice.
Laur: Go on...
Dan: I go to give lefty some action too and I can't find the fucker! I pull her shirt down and the bitch had one big ol' cyclops titty.
Laur: Damn man. What'd you do throw her out?
Dan: Nah I fucked her.
Laur: Nice.
Dan: Yeah, anyways, I took this girl out. We went to the bar had drinks the whole shebang. Get her back to my place right we start making out.
Laur: Mhmm
Dan: I pinch the bra off start playing with what I thought was her right tit, and it was nice, it was nice, ya know real smooth and firm, I'm saying nice.
Laur: Go on...
Dan: I go to give lefty some action too and I can't find the fucker! I pull her shirt down and the bitch had one big ol' cyclops titty.
Laur: Damn man. What'd you do throw her out?
Dan: Nah I fucked her.
by B_Nuk$ January 3, 2010
by jkfootball2 January 19, 2011
A date with someone you've met over the internet; it's not quite a blind date because you've seen their photo, chatted with them and possibly talked to them on the phone.
by maxinca February 26, 2012