coyote ugly

Waking up from a drunken stupor to find that your sexual partner of the previous night is not only ghastly, but is sleeping with his/her head resting on your arm. The only way to escape, without waking the beast, is to chew off your arm and flee.

Dude, that girl you picked up at the bar was coyote ugly.

coyote ugly by Monkdunker August 28, 2003

coyote elbow 

See coyote ugly.

The condition of waking up next to someone undesirable after a night of intoxicated fornication and feeling that one would rather chew off one's arm at the elbow than wake up one's heinous date from their slumber.

Dude, I had the worst case of coyote elbow after I woke up next to what's-her-name. Have you seen her? What was I thinking?

coyote elbow by Wog October 18, 2004

Coyote Tripod 

A situation in which things are extremely fucked up, poorly planned, or chaotic, similar to clusterfuck and FUBAR. Learned this word from University of Wyoming Geophysics Professor Ken Deuker while doing a gravity survey in which things were not planned very well. Apparently the word comes from a time that he saw a female coyote in heat being mounted by two male coyotes on either side, a coyote tripod.

With the pope and the president both visiting, downtown is gonna be a real coyote tripod.

Coyote Tripod by konamixplate June 30, 2012

coyote ugly

adj. the third and final phase of sheer unattractiveness.
Phase 1-(one-bagger) so ugly you need to bag her/his face so you can't see it.
Phase 2-(two-bagger) so damned ugly that you bag your face as well, in case the first bag falls off.
Phase 3-(coyote ugly) so hideously ugly that you imitate the action of a trapped coyote and chew off your arm rather than face your "conquest" from the night before.

when I'm a little drunk I'll hit on a one-bagger.
when I'm really drunk I'll settle for a two-bagger.
when I can barely see, talk or walk, then, and only then, will I accept coyote ugly.

coyote ugly by earpuller October 10, 2005

coyote farm 

shelter for illegal aliens

Detective: I'm investigating on a coyote farm

coyote farm by Rudy85 January 11, 2009

Coyote Awakening 

This usually happens after a break-up. The realization after a night of heavy drinking when you wake up in the morning and find out that the fuck-buddy/revenge-fuck-buddy that you picked up from the bar the previous night, resembles Wile E. Coyote.

"Boy 1: Dude, Steve has lost it. After his break-up, he fucks anything that walks. Can you believe, he picked up Gertrude last night.

Boy 2: Gertrude!!! Bet he had a coyote awakening today."

Coyote Awakening by Sajan Chosé June 19, 2014

Coyote Peterson 

Is a savage and basically commits suicide to his arm but doesnt give a sh-.

"Yo Coyote Peterson is the most savage sh- out there"

Coyote Peterson by Lol you read my name June 9, 2020