A coyote morning is when one has too much to drink the night before and as a result wakes up next to someone less than desireable. Like a trapped coyote one would rather gnaw off their own arm than risk waking the creature next to them.
"I drank way to much last night and woke up having another coyote morning"
"that chick at the bar was hot last night, but she turned into a coyote morning for me"
"that chick at the bar was hot last night, but she turned into a coyote morning for me"
by The Add November 19, 2007
Used to describe any female who desires anal intercourse during, or immediately following the performance of a live folk band.
She just turned into a Carbondale Coyote while The String Cheese Band was playing... She wanted it hard.
by CarbondaleDisaster April 9, 2010
when you wake up the next morning with an ugly chick on your arm and you would rather naw your own arm off, rather than to wake her up
doug - that was a great party til the next morning
tony - why
doug - woke up next to amber
tony - she is a coyote fuck
tony - why
doug - woke up next to amber
tony - she is a coyote fuck
by chippachaw July 19, 2008
by El_Scorcho October 7, 2003
1.) A date where one may acquire a coyote arm.
2.) Usually follows a state of inebriation wherein one person finds him/herself waking up next to someone that he/she would rather chew off his/her own arm than risk removing it and waking the fugly person.
3.) A person one would only go out with drunk, and result in a coyote arm the next day.
2.) Usually follows a state of inebriation wherein one person finds him/herself waking up next to someone that he/she would rather chew off his/her own arm than risk removing it and waking the fugly person.
3.) A person one would only go out with drunk, and result in a coyote arm the next day.
1.) Person 1: Whoah! What happened to your arm?
Person 2: "I went to the bar last night, and ended up on a coyote date."
2.) Person 1: What happened to you last night?
Person 2: I don't know. I went out, had a few drinks...the last thing I remembered was ording 3 more shots of tequila. Then this morning I woke up next to this fugly creature...I wanted to chew my arm off and not risk waking it up.
Person 1: Ah...you had a coyote date.
3.) Person 1: If you have any more drinks, man, I'm gonna hook you up with that coyote date over there.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: "I went to the bar last night, and ended up on a coyote date."
2.) Person 1: What happened to you last night?
Person 2: I don't know. I went out, had a few drinks...the last thing I remembered was ording 3 more shots of tequila. Then this morning I woke up next to this fugly creature...I wanted to chew my arm off and not risk waking it up.
Person 1: Ah...you had a coyote date.
3.) Person 1: If you have any more drinks, man, I'm gonna hook you up with that coyote date over there.
Person 2: ...
by 3Dradio May 20, 2006
Made up by chase carter.
This is when you stick male penis into females rectum and then place directly in females mouth. poop and all.
second definition: ATM - ass to mouth
third definition: poopy penis to mouth
This is when you stick male penis into females rectum and then place directly in females mouth. poop and all.
second definition: ATM - ass to mouth
third definition: poopy penis to mouth
when ozo umeh puts his dick into a austin eriksons asshole and then puts it into spencer clouds mouth, this is called a coyote biscuit.
by hilaree massasro October 22, 2009
by mysterymeat4u October 20, 2010