A large red ogre known in Irish folklore to eat human excrement and steal young boys in the cold nights of the Irish winters.
Newt Gingrich is a clarke.

The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.

Most republicans are clarkes.
by Mmm May 5, 2012
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To be humped in the ass with a giant strap-on dildo by your partner or significant other.
The wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I agreed to get clarked in the mud-hole....bad idea.
by D1ngo1 October 14, 2010
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Clarks (Wallabies) are an ill brand of shoes that Ghostface Killah (from Wu-Tang) wears and raps about. Wu-Wear have a lot of clarks style wallabies for sale.
"Boom, yo I got a crazy idea how to do Clarks now" - from Glaciers of Ice, by Ghostface Killah
by cypherous-twelve September 21, 2003
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A pleasant gift given out of nowhere. Or clarking which is the process of giving someone a nice gift. Usually someone you dont know and in a public place. Or receiving a pleasant gift randomly from a stranger.
"Hey that guy over there just clarked me some cand"

"I think I'm gonna go clarking later it'd be fun"
by Suelou June 28, 2017
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At Macteens, being "clarked" is being banned from the forums, banning your whole country (See Hong Kong), or seeing hex code instead of text by the Administrator, who's name is, coincedentally, Clark. It's quite the common occurance.
Oh man, Clark clarked me again for being an arse.
by Mike T. L. June 7, 2006
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A rich white boy who tries to act black even though it's pretty obvious he looks like justin bieber. Who thinks he's a gangsta bur everyone knows that he is as white as his girlfriend
That's a clarke right there
by bubbles01 February 29, 2016
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Look at that guy with the Jason Giambi porn mustache who is wearing the dirty ass Red Sox hat and the Red Sox champions shirt that has sweat stains all over it. That guy is a total Clarke! Gross.
by cutandpasteparrot September 2, 2008
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