The most amazing, beautiful and awesome girl you will ever know. She is always nice, and has strong morals. She is the perfect woman. Everyman will fight to get her but only one will succeed. She is the worlds perfect woman. Sexy yet cute fun and lovley. She will always be new and you will never get bored with her. She is perfect.
by iamawesome1212 September 22, 2011
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A small town that is located near Mt. Pleasant
"Dude...where were you born?"
"Clare, Michigan"
"Isn't that a name?"
"NO...It's a town...!!!"
by Graphine March 2, 2009
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A region in Ireland which produces the smartest and genetically most apex humans in all the land. People from West Clare or people with roots to West Clare are known to be legends
“Don’t Aodh and Roan have roots in West Clare?”
“Ya, explains why they are so smart and cool”
by Captaen Éire August 2, 2019
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A girl who smells like shit, too ugly to be true, she has horrible teeth and most of the time she’s farting and even in the classrooms :L cause her bum’s apparently always working but it is just a kinda “scream” which comes from her bum and it means “fuck me”. she’s the biggest slag ever and she has won lots of prizes for being such a slag, she has been on the slag lists since they were created till our days :L she has kept the 1rst place during 4 years consecutively and she’s the biggest slag in the United Kingdom and in the world, she has established a new record never seen before as the girl who has seen more cocks in the world, she has seen more cocks than a porn actress though some people say that Clare has seen more cocks than a male public toilet :L this is said by those who have fucked Clare and because of it they have arranged a meeting: the annual meeting “I fucked Clare Stephenson ” where those who have fucked clare can go there and tell their stories about having sex with Clare Stephenson :L
1st Example.

Girl 1: Look that girl's such a slag, she has slept around with lots of boys.

Girl 2: yer, she's a right Clare :/.

2nd Example.

Boy 1: im going to go to the annual meeting I fucked Clare

Boy 2: You fucked what? |: where the fuck are you going?

Boy 1: I've fucked Clare Stephenson so i will go to the annual meeting for those who have fucked her.

Boy 2: Could i go mate?

Boy 1: NO! you havent fucked Clare :/

Boy 2: oh :(
by ThePunisherColxx November 3, 2011
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When a girl gets sloppy drunk on her 21st birthday and throws up into her 14th drink of the night and then keeps drinks it anyways
Person 1: Ew, did you see Sally do the dirty Clare last night?

Person 2: Yeah, it made me gag when I realized what she was going.
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Someone super smart, creative, and caring. She is into many types of things, so you won't have trouble becoming friends with her! She is great at art and is into music. She is more of the geeky type and less of the sporty type. She, as demonstrated by her name, is very unique!
"Who won the art contest?"

"Mary Clare, of course!"
by thePinkKitty April 2, 2017
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