The act of dipping a cigar in seminal fluid and using said cigar to widen your partnrers asshole to the point of fitting your penis in with it. You then furiously fuck your partner for as long as it take to recite "We Shall Fight on the beaches". The act ends when your partner deficates their semen-laced cigar flake covered innards on you.
by Joeseph Bartholomew nuts February 16, 2022
Midway through coitus, you realise the girls too loose to provide necessary friction. Stick 2 fingers up her arse and, whilst forming the fabled "V's", invert them & give yourself a tug-job from the inside.
I'm not saying she was a bucket, but I had to give myself Churchill's salute just to reach my dairy strokes.
by Hoger the German February 26, 2010
Place where single unemployed mothers chat shit in plaugrounds and 12year old boys go "yo blud u wanna zoot" and 13year old girls mistake belts for trousers.
Men think their big when only thing big is their stupid ego
Men think their big when only thing big is their stupid ego
by suckmytoesbitch June 3, 2014
This guy needs to calm the fuck down and stop assaulting people.I hope the next time this cocksucker assaults somebody they just out and cold cock this sonofabitch.
by fuck off and die nazis April 8, 2005
When a Republican yuppie calls the local press to observe and report on a session of auto-erotic asphyxiation with a paisley tie -the subject of which speaks of "important, meaty things" while pleasuring himself. Known to occur in well-appointed mahogany-paneled law firm offices in major Midwestern U.S. cities.
Andy called up the Star Tribune to let them know he was going to call a meeting of the Winston Churchill Society.
by MaholyNagy July 24, 2010
Cambridge student 1: "Oh, Anthony-Basil, where are you drinking this evening?"
Cambridge student 2: "Oh, Henry old boy, I'm jollying up to Churchill College with a mildly inflatable sheep".
Cambridge student 1: "Splendid."
Cambridge student 2: "Oh, Henry old boy, I'm jollying up to Churchill College with a mildly inflatable sheep".
Cambridge student 1: "Splendid."
by John Frederick February 26, 2008
To persevere relentlessly and never quit. From Winston Churchill's famous speech at Harrow School in the darkest days of World War II, in which he said: "Never, never, never, never--in nothing, great or small, large or petty--never give in."
Hon, I know you've missed qualifying for the Boston Marathon four times, but you're only four minutes away. Time to do a Churchill, sign up for Los Angeles next winter, and get your ten miles in today.
by FitofPeak2 February 26, 2022