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When a Republican yuppie calls the local press to observe and report on a session of auto-erotic asphyxiation with a paisley tie -the subject of which speaks of "important, meaty things" while pleasuring himself. Known to occur in well-appointed mahogany-paneled law firm offices in major Midwestern U.S. cities.
Andy called up the Star Tribune to let them know he was going to call a meeting of the Winston Churchill Society.
#douche #yuppie #pederast #republican #federalist society
by MaholyNagy July 24, 2010
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