Chocolate Covered Cunt Cake

The act of deficating on a women's genitalia and then consuming said feces

Man her chocolate covered cunt cake really gets me hard

by Paparoachbro April 18, 2021

Chocolate cake

The act of getting gangbanged by 3 or more black homeless men against your will in the back ally of 7/11

Please help me I was in a chocolate cake

by VaginaTEEHEE September 6, 2019

Chocolate Cake

Chocolate cake (n.): a person’s ass that’s completely covered in liquid shit, causing it to look like a chocolate cake.

Person 1: “I really want to eat some chocolate cake.”
Person 2: “Bruh, you are one nasty motherfucker, deadass.”

by Boogeraids Poopybutthole March 12, 2023

Chocolate cake

Chocolate cake is super delicious. It’s good with any kind of icing. It is super chocolaty and never tastes bad. It’s even good if it’s vegan. I think I’m in love with chocolate cake.

Mommy can I get vanilla cake for my birthday?

NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.

by Turtles-or_frogs August 1, 2021

Chocolate cake

When a man licks a women from front to back when she has a yeast infection

Hey babe I know you have a yeast infection but can I still get that chocolate cake

by Cakeman9876 April 5, 2022

National Chocolate Cake Day

National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.

“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”

by iiELL4 April 24, 2021

Chocolate Cake Diplomacy

The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.

The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".

by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017