Being cained is similar to being fucked, but used more by the town heads of Liverpool, UK that like to get off your barnett and are experiencing a very bad comedown the next morning.
Example 1:
Jordan: Come out for a bit lad it's a nice day

Tom: Swerve that lad I am cained here you know

Example 2:
Dave: Come to mine for a bit lad

Tom: Go on sound lad but you better have a joint waiting for me I am cained and I need to sort me head out

Example 3:
Ryan: Lad those Formby heads were devouring the beak the little weirdos, haha they will be cained now like.
by FlappedJoint September 9, 2012
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A credit whore in Achaea renowned for cheap tricks, such as single hit kills. Known to travel with a kai monkey called Cambreed. Recently went sylvan, only to holobomb his own grove and get forest enemied one month after joining the class.
Cain just kai choked me for 4000, omgz, overpowered!
by Ale Moonflair May 3, 2006
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To have a good chance at success and then fail in an epic way.
To lose spectacularly.

To make another fail in an epic way.

Origin: 2011, The GOP presidential candidate (for 2012) who was a 1st tier candidate before he terminated his presidential bid over numerous sexual abuse allegations.
Dude, he was gonna win but I just cained him.
He was about to pwn me but I cained him.
HAHA what an epic cain!
by nighthawk117 December 4, 2011
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noun, verb, and adjective

1. someone or something that you are unsure of
2. the boy from the bible story who killed his brother
3. a miraculous recovery
1. "i think he's cain. i don't talk to him very often" or "it's kind of a cain subject. she doesn't like to talk about it"
2. "cain killed abel because of jealousy"
3. "i thought he was dead, but i'm glad he cained"
by kikikaree November 26, 2009
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'Cained is an abbreviation for COcained and refers to getting oneself under the influence of cocaine.
"I think I'll get 'cained this afternoon" means I am going to use large amounts of cocaine.
by Modiferous September 27, 2005
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To have an insatiable urge to hit the fuck out of your siblings.
Me: *hits brother*
Mom: "why'd you hit your brother!"
Me: "Cain instincts."
by Absolutely.Average April 10, 2019
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Used to describe an unbelievably attractive member of the opposite sex.
Seeing a sexy chick and in exclamation saying.
"Beasst so tight, how caining?"
by voodoolamp September 6, 2007
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