A quaint small town of 477 people. (2020) It consists of the rednecks, white trash and blue collar people. It has a high school (West Nodaway High School) a feed/seed/farm supply store (MFA) a cafe, a bar, a couple grocery stores and a few other businesses. It may be considered a shithole (which it may be) but if you get to know the people there, you would be pleasantly surprised by hospitality you would find there. It is a typical heartland/corn belt small town. În the summer you may be able to watch the annual tractor pull. Despite the poor appearance and the skids smoking meth, this town is better than it appears.
Guy 1: At Burlington Junction, Missouri you can find skids and decent folk!
Guy 2: How the fuck did you get into my house
Guy 2: How the fuck did you get into my house
by Luwelyn.moss May 3, 2023
Located in South Jersey, Burlco is the largest county in New Jersey. The towns that run along the river line (aka drug line) are old and full of trashy low lifes (sorry if you live there). There’s easy access to drugs with Trenton to the north and Camden to the south. Moorestown, Mount Laurel, and Marlton range from upper middle class to rich. Beverly, Riverside, Burlington City and Browns Mills are the trashiest of all. Willingboro is a predominantly black middle class town that’s declining because people from Trenton, Newark, and Philly are making it ghetto. Everywhere else is pretty decent. Some decent towns would be Bordentown Twp, Burlington Twp, Delran, Eastampton, Lumberton and etc. There is a ton of farmland as you drive towards the shore which isn’t too far.
Girl: Can you take me home? I live in Burlington County NJ.
Guy from Palmyra: Oh shit me too, I’ll take you home, where in the county do you live?
Girl: Browns Mi—
Guy from Palmyra: Hell nah, you foul for even thinking imma drive all the way out there.
Girl:Damn, you know Burlington County as shit.
Guy from Palmyra: Oh shit me too, I’ll take you home, where in the county do you live?
Girl: Browns Mi—
Guy from Palmyra: Hell nah, you foul for even thinking imma drive all the way out there.
Girl:Damn, you know Burlington County as shit.
by JerseyGuy609 June 17, 2022
Burlington is a Fuckin shithole where all gay homofaggots reside. If you live here you must suck Trump's cunt. I swear to Jesus the stores here are made of cardboard and smell like a rich persons rectum. All the kids think there rich. Personally I would tongue punch a Burley in there fartbox and make them puke.
by Masscrack January 14, 2019
You know Burlington Township High School has a bunch of ops right?
Yeah, I heard someone got ratted out for tearing down some posters!
Yeah, I heard someone got ratted out for tearing down some posters!
by Brownridge December 6, 2018
A high school in Burlington city with grades 7th through 12th. There are lots of thots and bitch ass niggas, most of them are fake and act like they fight even though they can't. BCHS is dirty as shit and is broke too. If you go to Burlington City High School you'll find that most people there talk shit but can't back it up.
Tysean: I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with her "best friend"
Jordan: I bet she goes to Burlington City High School
Jordan: I bet she goes to Burlington City High School
by John snowpea March 7, 2019
The place where you are glorified for wearing too much makeup, starting fights, being loud, and all out being ghetto. The place where you can find seniors in an Algebra 2 class. The place where eating a salad cost more than eating main lunch. And did I mention strict teaching? We have strict honors courses and plenty of harsh teachers.
by PatrickBoydWentz January 27, 2019
High school in New Jersey where everybody looks up to and want to be like a really cool student named Logan Ward.
“Burlington Township High School, that is where that awesome really cool guy named Logan Ward goes!”
by Toastyyoshi October 26, 2019