Sweet Briar College is an all woman college located 12 miles North of Lynchburg, VA. They are considered the #1 woman's college in Virginia by the US News & World Report. But . . . they are considered #2 or possibly #3 by any self respecting Hampden-Sydney man (behind Hollins and possibly RMCW). Sweet Briar girls generally are fat, rich, and constantly invading the HSC campus on the weekend looking for free beer, a quiet place to sleep, and a husband. They can easily be spotted at a HSC football game wearing loud colored sun dresses, their mother's pearls (or the ones daddy bought them), and pink ribbons in their hair. They are generally cutting in line at the keg, and don’t seem to care about any other guy than the one they are trying to marry at that moment. They are superficially “sweet," and men are suckered. These woman can simply be described as "carnivores."
Molly: How about that guy?
Ginny: Naw, he isn't driving a beemer.
Molly: What about him?
Ginny: Ick, he is wearing tennis shoes!
Ginny: Now there is my future husband!
Molly: You mean the guy wearing a pink polo shirt and kakhis? The one pulling up in the BMW X5 with 2 kegs in the trunk?
Ginny: Exactly!
Ginny: Naw, he isn't driving a beemer.
Molly: What about him?
Ginny: Ick, he is wearing tennis shoes!
Ginny: Now there is my future husband!
Molly: You mean the guy wearing a pink polo shirt and kakhis? The one pulling up in the BMW X5 with 2 kegs in the trunk?
Ginny: Exactly!
by not important October 14, 2004
We're just better than you
by werejustbetterthanyou February 22, 2005
by Idiot Buster March 7, 2005
by drummerboy26 April 14, 2008
Slang for a SMALL PENIS
VISUAL IS SEEING HIS PENIS COMING OUT OF HIS PUBIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM COMING OUT OF A BRIAR PATCH
VISUAL IS SEEING HIS PENIS COMING OUT OF HIS PUBIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM COMING OUT OF A BRIAR PATCH
DUDE LOOK AT THAT LOSER WITH A WICKED MUSROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH!
THAT CHICK IS GOING TO BUM OUT WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE HAS A MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH
THAT CHICK IS GOING TO BUM OUT WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE HAS A MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH
by ER FRED ER July 12, 2011
False... briar woods hasn’t had a high STD rate since 2008. It’s fucking 2018. A lot can change in 10 years. Briar is a good school, with educated teachers. Yes, half our school is douchey rich bitches but we are NOT hoes. If you wanna find hoes... hit up Stone Bridge High School. Don’t hate on briar for our bad past. We have changed just like every other schools reputation. You want rich preppy, go to riverside. You want ghetto, go to broad run. Briar Woods is a well rounded school with a diverse range of students. We spread positivity & school spirit (even if we do loose every football game). We have some of the smartest kids in loudon county & the least amount of crime in any loudon county high school.
Briar woods High school is a LCPS with intelligent, bright kids.
“Damn briar has all the stds”
“Nah bruh That was 10 years ago, get over it. We are a good ass school now”
“Damn briar has all the stds”
“Nah bruh That was 10 years ago, get over it. We are a good ass school now”
by Bwhs2018 May 15, 2018
She is always hungry for flesh and blood. But still not an obese like Tahm Kench. She actually has complex gameplay with super life stealing abilities but easily adoptable. Nearly all ranked games on platin-emerald league ban her. Her R is annoying as f but you can hear her voice before raping your tiny ass.
by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023