derek bloom

The awesome sexy drummer of 'from first to last'
he has the sexiest voice ever
and the sexiest smile
he is talented, and amazing, and cute as a button

"derek bloom had killer drumming last night"

"i know he's amazing, and have you seen his smile!"

by GunsGoBang July 11, 2006

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Bloom County

The greatest political comic strip ever. Gave the world Opus the Penguin and disappeared after the first Bush administration.

Berkeley Breathed, where the hell have you gone?

by Brian X July 2, 2003

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Derek Bloom

Drummer for the post-hardcore band, From First to Last.

who's derek bloom?
he plays in FFTL

by meganie June 28, 2006

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Blooming Onion

Placing one's fist into another's rectum (also known as fisting) and then proceeding to fanning open the hand and fingers, creating a blooming onion-like appearance.

I gave Kirk a blooming onion after he passed out.

by Taylor, B October 29, 2005

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A retarded person who only cares about trivial aspects of a matter and provides non-constructive arguments to a certain issue. His goal is to make you feel bad about saying something that everyone else would say i.e., condolences.

He is someone that you should ignore because talking to him is a huge waste of time.

He is not childish at all. Not even a Fortnite Kid. Just dumb, stupid, and dumb.

Person A: 9/11. God bless their souls. We will never forget them.

Louis Bloom: You said you will never forget them, so what are their names then? Or have you forgotten already? How do you know they existed when you don't even know "them". God had a plan for them but you're just talking hot air, learn their names before acting like you care about them, please

Person B: You're just a typical Karen lmao

Louis Bloom: No.

by Louis Bloom September 25, 2021

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