"I think some cool motherfucker sat down a long time ago and said, Let's figure out a way to control motherfuckers. That's why they came up with the Bible."
-Tupac
-Tupac
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Typically read by older women or young closeted men in gay groups (YMCA)
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jamal: i know people say it's bad and all but i'd enjoy to be tied to a cross
jesus: what?
jamal: you'd understand if you read the bible
jesus: what?
jamal: you'd understand if you read the bible
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a.) Toilet paper
b.) Kindling
c.) Spitball ammunition
d.) Coffee filters
e.) Paper towels
f.) Diapers
g.) Maxi pads
h.) A surface from which to snort your cocaine
...Among other things.
a.) Toilet paper
b.) Kindling
c.) Spitball ammunition
d.) Coffee filters
e.) Paper towels
f.) Diapers
g.) Maxi pads
h.) A surface from which to snort your cocaine
...Among other things.
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