A book written by a bunch of hippies, about 2000 years ago, who were smoking some serious hash at the time. Never actually figured for their text to be taken seriously.
"Hey, Josh, dude, let's put some shit in their about a guy, right?"
"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"
"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."
"AWWWWH, far out man!"
"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"
"Chilled man."
"What should we call this book, yo?"
"How about, like, something that sounds like Babel."
"Yeah, like the town."
"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"
"Holy shit man!"
"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"
"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."
"AWWWWH, far out man!"
"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"
"Chilled man."
"What should we call this book, yo?"
"How about, like, something that sounds like Babel."
"Yeah, like the town."
"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"
"Holy shit man!"
by Degree7 July 9, 2009
"I think some cool motherfucker sat down a long time ago and said, Let's figure out a way to control motherfuckers. That's why they came up with the Bible."
-Tupac
-Tupac
by mm March 10, 2005
by greyseraph December 3, 2006
The most bullshit fairytale ever that a bunch of people still believe in. (spoiler alert, jesus dies)
by Biblebasher69 January 4, 2011
A story about the most important daddy dilf to ever exist.
Typically read by older women or young closeted men in gay groups (YMCA)
Typically read by older women or young closeted men in gay groups (YMCA)
jamal: i know people say it's bad and all but i'd enjoy to be tied to a cross
jesus: what?
jamal: you'd understand if you read the bible
jesus: what?
jamal: you'd understand if you read the bible
by Stormyyyyyyyyyy June 6, 2021
by Uncle Randy's Dope Stash February 28, 2018
The Bible comes in handy when you have run out of
a.) Toilet paper
b.) Kindling
c.) Spitball ammunition
d.) Coffee filters
e.) Paper towels
f.) Diapers
g.) Maxi pads
h.) A surface from which to snort your cocaine
...Among other things.
a.) Toilet paper
b.) Kindling
c.) Spitball ammunition
d.) Coffee filters
e.) Paper towels
f.) Diapers
g.) Maxi pads
h.) A surface from which to snort your cocaine
...Among other things.
by Rev_elation April 3, 2008