African Jump Ball. negro sport involving a basket, a ball, stupid shoes and squeeking around a court
by Brandy February 24, 2005
1. A game in which 3 stoners smoke a bowl, sit on the yellow lines around a basketball goal in a triangular formation. The object of the game is to get the ball without moving from your seat. If the ball is coming towards you, You must grab the ball without leaving your seated position, if you exit the position 1 point is deducted from your score. Everytime you make a goal 1 point is added to your score. You play until one of the players reaches the score 25. Usually you bet bowls on the game. Great Fun, Minimal effort. Quite possibly the best game ever.
by CallMePeterGriffen December 7, 2009
a worthless sport- everything is a foul, there is no way to defend against good offense. u can fake a foul, there are no reviewing. refs make terrible calls. no one remembers all the points, let alone even three quarters. maybe the game winner, but that is it. and free throws... they practice all their life and with no one defending you, u cant put the ball in the whole. so much for professional.
KOBE is the greatest, and without the LAKERS the NBA is worthless
KOBE is the greatest, and without the LAKERS the NBA is worthless
-"I can't believe you are watching such a dumb game of basketball. Why don't you try watching a real sport like hockey!"
by real_sports June 14, 2010
A sport played with two hoops, an orange ball and 5 players on each team. If you want to play a sport, basketball is not the first to choose.
by Zee Dogg June 9, 2007
The best sport every invented. Inspires passion, love and a lust for battle. The skill level required for this sport required is high above any other sport, including American football. Basketball is just plain plainly the shit. Where you dunk and put your NUTS in the motherfucker's face. Where you can shoot a 3 or a J and cover the opponents face with sperm because you just FACIALED HIM. But yea it is a pretty awesome sport.
Nick: yo lets go ply some basketball
Jimmy: nah your too good but w.e its jsut an awesome sport lets go play
Nick: ye bitches now take my nuts in your face
Jimmy: nah your too good but w.e its jsut an awesome sport lets go play
Nick: ye bitches now take my nuts in your face
by ShadyBaller604 September 6, 2009
A very complicated sexual trick involving your left pinky and a random foot. It is considered almost dangerous to perform unless you have perfected it in practice.
The prostitute performed the basketball with her client.
by Dr. French February 23, 2009