wow I just went to the toilet and had a butt baguette it was meaty
by FuryPanda December 27, 2017
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An unbreakable union of 1000 years, first founded in 1967 when Baguetteland confederated with Nauru
The Baguette-Nauru internal affairs has died
by Boris Johnson 101 April 7, 2021
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The infamous Baguette Tree created by the founders of the Baguette Gang, a teenage friend group.
Have you seen the baguette tree yet?
The Baguette tree is growing quickly.
by Ocular_Colombo March 28, 2019
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Defecation, take a shit. From terminology used to describe how a bird caused the Large Hadron Collider particle accelerator to shit the bed on November 5, 2009.
"Gotta go drop a baguette before I've got skid marks in my underwear."
by RobSPit November 15, 2009
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The act of filling your partner's ass with mapple sirup then puttin your penis in it and making your partner suck it.
I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Baguette yesterday because she was nice and stayed in the kitchen all day she appreciated the treat.
by Tchando November 24, 2020
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A feminine pad that is fully permeated with period blood to the point of hardening, which gives it a natural oblong shape and consistency, as well as touch texture similar to that of an oven-fresh french baguette.
Tod: "I attempted to have sex with my girl last night, but when I tried to feel her up, I was greeted with that once-a-month feminine surprise in a form of french baguette"
Sean: "French baguette? What's that?"
Tod: "A fully soaked and hardened menstrual pad, Sean"
by Tunisius September 19, 2013
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