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Associate Degree
Primarily issued by second-rate community colleges, the bottom of the totem pole of postsecondary degrees. Not really much better than a high school diploma. Only good for use as a stepping stone to a Bachelor's Degree, or to score that shift manager position at your local McDonald's. Although taking only about two years to earn, those two years are a massive waste of time unless the holder plans on earning a Bachelor's Degree or better at a later date.
Joe earned his Associate Degree at his local community college, and is now employed at Harvard University... as the head of the cleaning crew.
The ghetto community college took an otherwise useful piece of paper, and made it worthless by turning it into an Associate Degree.
The ghetto community college took an otherwise useful piece of paper, and made it worthless by turning it into an Associate Degree.
Associate Degree by likeaboss7343 April 14, 2014
Associatedcyberphobia
A new association probia brought on by spending massive amounts of time with a extremely fast web connection. Searching for photos of people you may know or want to connect with.
This phobia starts when you turn off your computer and go outside to find that EVERY person you see, you KNOW you have seen them online.
If it gets severe you may say "I just saw you on the interent, I know its you. But where? What website are you on? Myspace? Facebook? YA? Flickr? Youtube? Photobucket?....ect...." to everyone, then you jump into bushes to hide from everyone.
Switching to "dial-up" helps.
As seeing "website found.....waiting for reply" can be key words to possibly over come this phobia.
This phobia starts when you turn off your computer and go outside to find that EVERY person you see, you KNOW you have seen them online.
If it gets severe you may say "I just saw you on the interent, I know its you. But where? What website are you on? Myspace? Facebook? YA? Flickr? Youtube? Photobucket?....ect...." to everyone, then you jump into bushes to hide from everyone.
Switching to "dial-up" helps.
As seeing "website found.....waiting for reply" can be key words to possibly over come this phobia.
My therapist said my ASSOCIATEDCYBERPHOBIA is so severe cause I said his receptionist is on Match.com and Eharmony but with a squished bug for a photo I do not think she will score!"
I should have a 72 Mental Health Evaluation, he claims!
I should have a 72 Mental Health Evaluation, he claims!
Associatedcyberphobia by lamoismynamo September 5, 2009
PIA(Previous Intimate Associate)
An individual of an opposite sex who you used to associate Intimately. Never dated actually but now cut ties . So no more bootycalls or Dickappointments
Yo Payton I cut ties with my PIA (Previous Intimate Associate) last night
She a thot.PIA(Previous Intimate Associate)
She a thot.PIA(Previous Intimate Associate)
PIA(Previous Intimate Associate) by Saucy 360 January 27, 2019
Associate
Basically a friend with benefits or a sugar daddy who don't mind helping with money in exchange for sex. Sometimes can also mean drug dealer or pimp. Associate is usually a financially powerful person or very influential individual with enough resources to help someone else as well. Associate is someone whom you can ask help from at anytime when you are in trouble knowing that what you get from collaborating together will be quietly balanced later.