Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis

When a pimp seriously injures or kills his ho, thus losing money by not being able to pimp her out.

detective 1: I'm out here on Highland Road again, looking at another dead prostitute. What a waste.

detective 2: I know. That bitch could be making money sucking and fucking. At least a couple grand on Friday night, alone. It's a damn shame.

detective 1: I believe they call it Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis. It's a form of nigger logic.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 8, 2010

Most Perfect Girl Analysis

Now what can we take away from this conversation? We have learned that Sally is proven false a lot when she expresses her incorrect opinions such as "You're the cutest" or "I love you most". So silly. When clearly she is the cutest and I love her the most. Imagine smelling to that extent. Like SHEEEEESHHHHH. Another foundational theme in the conversation is that Sally is the most perfect girl. Not only is she the prettiest and hottest but also the funniest and smartest. Therefore she is the Most Perfect Girl and I am the luckiest that I get to date her <3. Another very important message that is portrayed throughout this dialogue is that Sally is the smelliest. Not only does she smell but she reeks. This does not matter though because nothing stands in the way of love. She still smells though. A lot. One time she caused a natural disaster spanning the length of the continental United States. This stench caused widespread famine as it caused entire states to lose their crops. Especially hard his was the Mid-West as a good majority of the states' incomes relies on their agriculture. With farming crippled, the farmers were forced to migrate and become nomads. Anyways back to the point, I am getting side tracked here. Point being, Sally is EXTREMELY smelly.

In conclusion, the most important theme in this conversation is that Sally is the most perfect because she just is and there is nothing anyone can do about it. So I must apologize to every other guy who is dating some girl because your girlfriend kinda sucks compared to Sally since she is the most perfect. But that is ok because Sally sets the bar at infinity at every standard which improves her perfectness (cuteness, intelligence, buffness, etc.) so there is still room to work with. Sally is the Most Perfect Girl.

Marco: Sally is the Most Perfect Girl
Everyone: We agree Sally is the Most Perfect Girl
Marco: Yo I get to date Sally?
Everyone: Yooooo you're so lucky she is so perfect
Marco: I love you Sally <3
Everyone: Thank you for this Most Perfect Girl Analysis!

by Sallyiscute October 4, 2021

Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS)

One of the most unproductive form of exam stress. PASS usually occurs the day following an important exam and involves the sufferer analysing and stressing about said exam and all the things they think they got wrong or right, what they could have done better and how well they think they did.
It is usually accompanied by insomnia which usually leads to poor performance in exams that may follow, thus perpetuating further post and pre-exam stress.

person1- oh man, I'm gonna be up all night thinking about that physics paper we just wrote.

person2- yeah, I definitely got question 9.3.1 all wrong...

person1- damn it, Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS) is so pointless!

by raesayhey November 17, 2009

automated tissue image analysis

The use of computer algorithms and software to analyze and interpret images of biological tissues, often obtained through techniques like histology or medical imaging.

Use the automated tissue image analysis correctly or you’ll ruin the cells’ family picture.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

emoji analysis

Watch South Park. It’s the key to getting to Mars, troll trace, and resetting the internet.

Emoji analysis is easily the best way to track a user’s ID online. Try it! Just ask Heidi.

by Whatsit2yaa May 6, 2022

Powelawski Analysis

The term used when finding out who is a nonce

Dave Powell is a nonce... Powelawski Analysis

by That's Very Geh November 26, 2018

Structure analysis

A pain in ass as you just follow the fucken shear flow and forces in fucken seal or aluminum stuff.
And also you calculate the deformation in beams and bars in machines and walls. why the fuck you not just make the things from very strong material and fuck the cost?!
Also in it you calculate the work, energy and stress in that stuff.
summary: just a fucken engineering science that you fucked up in its exams in a fucken a lot of steps to just get damn number.

Structure analysis is so damn Hard.

by Poor engineer January 8, 2023