Basketball Americans 

Another word for African Americans, popularized in 2023.

Those goddamn Basketball Americans! They stole my Kia Soul!

Basketball Americans by Iamtheliquor55 September 13, 2023

U. S. Americans 

Americans from the USA, particularly of the type commonly encountered in the Red States, as opposed to people from the Iraq, the South Africa, and everywhere like such as.

Popularized by Miss Teen South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton.

Host: "Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

Ms. S.C.: "I personally believe that U. S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, like such as in South Africa and The Iraq and everywhere such as, and ...."

U. S. Americans by Newmans razor September 7, 2007

native americans 

Indiginous Americans who were cheated out of their land.

native americans by RENEGATUS DOT COM October 17, 2003

Fat Americans 

Term used by much of the English speaking world to define the causes of all the worlds failings, Fat Americans know no love, sympathy, or empathy, all they know is the directions to the nearest McDonald's to lard up, complain about high fuel prices, support international poverty and block social reforms.

Person 1: why is my Netherlands house being swamped by seawater?

Person 2: Because the Fat Americans cannot be bothered to walk more than 5 metres so drive instead.

Person 1: ahh i see

Person A: Why is my country in so much dept?

Person B: Because the Fat Americans wanted sub-prime mortgages

Person A: Motherfukers

Fat Americans by mundaun April 25, 2010

Tri-City Americans

A semi-pro hockey team based out of the Tri-Cities, Washington. The "Americans" are 99.9% made up of Canadian players. One of their main rivals are the Spokane Chiefs. The Tri-City Americans play at the Toyota Center in Kennewick, Washington.

Person 1: "Hockey tonight?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah! I want me some Tri-City Americans!"

Person 1: "You mean Canadians?"

Person 2: "Eh?"

Tri-City Americans by Jenny Q April 19, 2008

Irregular Americans

The politically correct term used to refer to circus freaks.

"I even helped a whole town of circus freaks — dammit, you're not supposed to call them 'freaks' — Irregular Americans."

Irregular Americans by Solo Amadeus October 24, 2022

Ugly Americans 

An animated show about The Department of Integration, in both a fictional government agency and version of New York City. The show focuses on Mark Lilly, a new employee at said department, and also often shows his alcoholic wizard work partner Leonard Powers, his zombie roommate Randall Skeffington, and his demon girlfriend Callie Maggotbone (voiced by the incredibly hot Natasha Leggero). Its pointless as hell, has characters you would kill if you had to deal with them on a daily basis, and the fact the show will never establish a plot that makes sense (which isn't saying it doesn't maintain one, its just too crazy to understand). Its like The Office... its so unrealistic its hilarious.

The show has legendary quotes such as: "SUCK MY BALLS", "I really wanna see these trees fuck" (fuck being bleeped on U.S. Television), and an episode where Councilman Fitzpatrick, a Fishman, not only bangs hookers while campaigning to become The Mayor of New York City, but also jumps out of a helicopter for his big rally and is chopped to pieces by the rotor blades.

In the pilot episode of Ugly Americans: The Birdman flew over the building and crapped on Mark's head, when complaining to the Birdman, the Birdman simply replied "SUCK MY BALLS!". As it would seem crude, The Birdman Language actually consists of over 500 ways of saying suck my balls, with each way having a different definition. This Testicular Reference Language is later revealed in the season.

Ugly Americans by dt520 January 16, 2011