Brenda didn't even think I would give her The Armpit Ambush when she went to kiss me goodnight last night. She was in for quite a surprise.
by RoyCoup November 29, 2012
A social ambush occurs when somebody you least want and/or least expect to see, ends up standing face to face with you in a social setting like a restaurant, bar, gallery, houseparty, etc.. You are more likely to feel surprised or anxious at first, then mad. Sometimes mutual associates can be aware the meeting will take place but for whatever reason, they do not bother to warn you. The best way to deal with the situation is to LEAVE. No need to say something you might regret later.
I went out with Jenny to that new restaurant last night and Tina just popped up. I felt like it was a social ambush. I walked out five minutes later.
by jetjet December 15, 2015
Using advantageous or exploitive terrain to gain a decided advantage over another player and/or players. Mainly used in FPS.
"HA HA i totally Nigger Ambushed that noob"
"these guys are too good, we are getting owned. It's time for a nigger ambush"
"these guys are too good, we are getting owned. It's time for a nigger ambush"
by Ish&Faust April 21, 2006
1. What happens when diarrhea sudden goes explosive, unexpectedly, can be dangerous. Most of the time painful.
2. Similar to a jump, but happens when your friend or a complete asshole comes up from nowhere and stabs your ass, literally, with a sharp object/lethal weapon. Unpleasant and a dick head move.
3. A sly sexual move.
2. Similar to a jump, but happens when your friend or a complete asshole comes up from nowhere and stabs your ass, literally, with a sharp object/lethal weapon. Unpleasant and a dick head move.
3. A sly sexual move.
1. Dude, oh my god, I just had an Ass Ambush and it burns!
2. I was walking home on a rainy day when I was a victim of an Ass Ambush.
3. During sexual intercourse, the man tried to perform the Ass Ambush, a very sly move on his part.
2. I was walking home on a rainy day when I was a victim of an Ass Ambush.
3. During sexual intercourse, the man tried to perform the Ass Ambush, a very sly move on his part.
by A Shit Being December 28, 2011
the counterattack that a janitor will execute upon waking up during a shadow mongoose resulting in the janitor biting your nose off, which can be very unfavorable. one should take necessary precautions to not allow this to happen and if you are unsure or affraid of this happening to you its best not to attempt the shadow mongoose as it is a very skillful maneuver.
Kichwa: Yo Enya. What happened to yo nose?
Enya: Oh Kichwa, the other day i was going for the shadow mongoose and i accidently hiccuped and that motha woke up and did one of 'dem snake ambushes on me.
Kichwa: Aww. Girl i feel bad for you. You need anything you let me know, aight?
Enya: Thanks Kichwa, your a good guy, im glad to have you as a friend
(Enya leaves the room)
Kichwa: OOOOOOooooOOOOooo EMOOOOOO my life is so bad. i wish i could tell her how i feel. OOOOOoooooOOOOOooooo EMOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooo.
Enya: Oh Kichwa, the other day i was going for the shadow mongoose and i accidently hiccuped and that motha woke up and did one of 'dem snake ambushes on me.
Kichwa: Aww. Girl i feel bad for you. You need anything you let me know, aight?
Enya: Thanks Kichwa, your a good guy, im glad to have you as a friend
(Enya leaves the room)
Kichwa: OOOOOOooooOOOOooo EMOOOOOO my life is so bad. i wish i could tell her how i feel. OOOOOoooooOOOOOooooo EMOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooo.
by team mastadon January 11, 2005
A "practical joke" or show of bromantic affection where a guy jumps on the back of an unsuspecting guy and grabs that guy's genitals/penis (i.e. the unicorn's horn).
"Wow, I was just in the lobby and saw a drunk guy jump on another dude's back and grab his junk! He unicorn ambushed him in front of everyone!"
by Hola Gatino! October 14, 2008
by ambvshh November 18, 2022