Purchasing an item on Amazon to use briefly with no intention of keeping it. This is often done to impress others or to address a short term problem.
George: Brah, I just scored a gig to play at a huge music festival. I'm going to look like a schlep with this shitty guitar I have.
Ken: Amazon rental to the rescue!
George: Say what?
Ken:. Buy it and return it like a month later. It's a win win. You'll be drowning in roadie ass for free!
George: Genius!
Ken: Amazon rental to the rescue!
George: Say what?
Ken:. Buy it and return it like a month later. It's a win win. You'll be drowning in roadie ass for free!
George: Genius!
by MrMojoRisin17 September 20, 2021
1)an oversized female, fat boned by nature and won't be able to lose weight even with updated medical resources; female with psychotic and suicidal tendencies because she cant handle rejection and caught up in a swindel of lies because she is a fat,unintelligent,whore,slut,bitch.
i pitty that johanna franco girl because she believes she's better than everyone, but in reality she's just a psychotic amazon and her front is just a cover up for her pathetic insecurities.
by fatfeet July 11, 2008
To remove or deny a book's ranking status on Amazon.com on the basis of 'adult content', although in reality the basis is GLBT and romance novels.
To hypocritcally refuse something on the basis of 'adult content' while allowing something with an even higher 'adult content'
To hypocritcally refuse something on the basis of 'adult content' while allowing something with an even higher 'adult content'
Example of usage: “I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly’s Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene.”
Alternate usage: “My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay.”
Alternate usage: “My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay.”
by hyuy April 12, 2009
The flaming amazon is when you are giving a girl the grizzle, and right before you twurk up in her drumette of love; you whip out your zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire, then extinguish the flames with your gorilla juice.
by smackdaddy August 16, 2006
an oversized female, fat boned by nature and won't be able to lose weight even with updated medical resources; female with psychotic and suicidal tendencies because she cant handle rejection and caught up in a swindel of lies because she is a fat,unintelligent,whore,slut,bitch.
i pitty that johanna franco girl because she believes she's better than everyone, but in reality she's just a psychotic amazon and her front is just a cover up for her pathetic insecurities.
by fat feet July 11, 2008
by lexicali slim September 17, 2009
I think I'm going to take off next Thursday, I'm going to have myself an Amazon Christmas.
I went on a total ordering binge after I got my new camera... I think later this week I'm can expect a huge Amazon Christmas!
I went on a total ordering binge after I got my new camera... I think later this week I'm can expect a huge Amazon Christmas!
by TSilly September 6, 2011