a cool name for a cool guy. a very common name for someone from massachussetts. the sad part though is this name usually means the person doesnt have a lot of friends.
by unknown_name334 May 16, 2011
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Albert's are usually midgets. Don't let this fool you as if you make one mad, they will not be afraid to beat you half to death. They will break rules that they created. Stay away from Albert's at all costs.
Guy 1: oh uh, Albert is right there!
Guy 2: Shoot dude we need to run!
Albert: Hey guys, where did you all go?
Albert: I have no friends ):
by Lexy_Boy December 3, 2018
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omg he's such an albert
by Zilbo314 March 13, 2023
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Albert's the most swaggery guy you'll EVER EVER meet. People like albert a lot esp women which is annoying. He's so smexy, cute, pretty, handsome, adorable, kind, ballsack and penis but refuses to admit it. He's someone that people will never forget. He's also a lil cutiepie turd. Very kissable. love love love cats. overall 10/10 guys. smash. I love. (he's autistic I'm so sure)
person 1: ''hey, albert's doing dumb shit again lmao'
person 2: ''i mean at least he cutie eheheheheheh''
by ur mommys milky titty April 3, 2023
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The worst possible last name in the world, but Gorham is somehow worse because Gorham isn’t an absolute fucking gimp.
Alberts is my last name.
by GoryGamer September 18, 2018
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"Have you heard about Albert?"
"Yeah, that guy dumped $1,000 on Fortnite"
"SUS!"
by pickoearf November 18, 2022
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