african engineering

the half assed way of fixing something with anything that is at hand so that it works

I didn't have all the screws to put it back together so I used african engineering to keep it from falling apart.

by Mary March 11, 2003

African Grey

A good friend of mine is one. They are grey, pudgy and cuddly. My owner also talks to this bird sometimes and feeds her peanuts.

Nikki the African Grey likes to fly to the curtain.

by Rebal the Lorikeet April 11, 2006

African ket

A particularly potent form of the dissociative drug ketamine, imported from the exotic plains of Africa, where it is used to tranquilise rhinos and elephants. Legend has it, African tribes used this sacred substance to help them communicate on the same level as common wildlife.

Side effects include involuntary animal noises, crippled walking ability and a compulsive need for more ketamine.

<Dave> Fucking hell, that was some strong ket.
<Steve> Yup, some of that African ket, fresh from the Saharan plains.
<Dave> Fuck man. How you finding it Pete?
<Pete> Meehhhh!! MURRRRR!!!! MURRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

by Strachman January 17, 2010

African-American

A term commonly used to refer to American blacks, who by now are no more african than any other american.

"Now they're calling us African Americans," said Bill Cosby, "We used to be black."

by Killing Kittens October 24, 2004

African Concrete

Rarely used name for "black tar"

Man u got the african concrete?
Hell ya G! Its chillin in my car right now.

by [DT] April 14, 2009

Hyper African

An African that is pretty fast in making pointless music videos

A:Did you check the new Hyper African clip?
B:No, how was it?
A:Check it yourself: Droideka - GET HYPER (Official Video)

by Atheneite January 1, 2018

african rhubarb

The action of finding an old, well used carrot and grinding it on the inside of your neighbours genitals. You then take this (at this stage called a dopey wand) and place it inside of a blender, and pour it into your lovers mouth during penetration to cause a African rhubarb, the best orgasm in the world.

Carlos "god damn azza did the african rhubarb on me 17 times last night and it was even better than the time that jay-z and micheal buble donkey konged me at work"
Paul "damo you cunt gimmie your fuckin lighter"

by Jake dean fist November 5, 2014